1 [video] killed the radio star

[uncouthhatcher]

[Sure, he's walking through the city today with Chobo, but he's also twirling a rose behind his back. For some reason, he just can't put it down. Though maybe he'd just give it to someone. Like Crys. Or Silver. Or something. Someone. Hell, even Chobo could eat it.

Not being a fan of chocolates or real sweet things in general, he's chocolate free.

Just.

A little more courageous than usual, maybe, though you can't tell it right off. Courageous enough to maybe, you know, ask someone out. Steady out. Out out. Dating. Life partners. Daycare couple.

Maybe.

Anyway, the important thing is that he's got something to propose and someone to propose to and it's gonna be faaaaantastic and food filled. Pokégear, let's shine the spotlight! Man, it's still weird to use it like this!]

Hope everyone's lovey dovey day was cool, since for sad singles like myself it's just a cruel reminder of reality. [~Dramatic~] Anyway, since that's outta the way, I've got a plan.

[He pauses, idly twirling the flower hidden from view, and grins as he pushes Chobo away from his back with his free hand.]

A cook off. We got any aspirin' chefs or something like that? I figure that with so many kinds of people from all round the galaxy or whatever there's a ton of different flavors, so it'd be fun! For everyone! Especially me, 'cause I'm gonna be judgin' it!

[Hell yeah. Free food. Free, delicious food. Mmmm. Yes. Just what one needs after a single's Valentine's Day where you got pity chocolate from your best friends.]

Any takers?

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[uncouthhatcher]

[Yes.

But the threat is also enough.

C'mon not in front of the chick. Sure, Chobo's entirely too bored with Gold's relationship drama and is pretty much eating that rose, but still.]

Have some decency, dude! Chobo's still young!

[... You talkin' about her??]

[feistytrader]

[Ha ha. Alright, jokes aside. He needs Gold to take this seriously. He'll even say it nice, slow, and clear.]

Crys isn't a mind reader. You need to tell her what was up.

[No excuses, no dodging the topic, no messing around. He doesn't have to do it now- hell, Crys probably needs a little space right now- but he has to talk to her eventually.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Don't make sense.]

She'll figure it out. I mean, there's been tons of weird things happenin', this ain't anything big. So it'll be fine.

[The art of dodging is great. Bayonetta would be jealous of all this bitch time he's got.]

[feistytrader]

You still need to tell her.

[No. Denied. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 Pokédollars.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[He's so gonna try and push Silver off. He knows that, he knows he's gotta, but saying is one thing and doing's another.]

Yeah, yeah, I got it. Can we forget about it now? I'll tell her when the whole things dies down or whatever.

[feistytrader]

[Or whatever. Right. Just like how he asked Crys out on a date when he really really wanted to and could. You know, without the help (or harm) of some weird rose.]

Okay. [But he doesn't look convinced.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Whatever. Gold whistles for Chobo, and when she doesn't even give him a blink he pulls her back closer to him and is pretty obviously discomforted. Stupid Silver and his stupid sense.]

We ain't gonna be able to take Chobo, so I'm gonna bring her home for Aibo and them to take care of her. Pick out a movie for us to watch?

[Scuse you she is a Big Bird now she can walk home herself. She knows where it is. C'mon.]

[feistytrader]

[...Can't we like sneak her in

I mean if we put her in a jacket and hat maybe we'll get away with it--]

Okay. [He's just. Gonna ignore Gold's discomfort. Gold definitely doesn't look like he's in the mood to address it; there's nothing else he can do.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Thank you for respecting his feelings.






Very sorry he has issues respecting other's.

Don't worry he's making it quick he'll be back in two mins. Go get tickets for that new mecha movie. With money. No stealing.

But Chobo can walk herseeeeelf quit treating her like a chiiiick she's a big bird noooow.]

[feistytrader]

[He's not stealing the tickets, don't worry!



He's just stealing the money for the tickets.

They grow up so fast...]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Silver no you have money pay for the date.

Yeah, and they're just as bratty as their folks...]

[feistytrader]

[Movies are expensive. What Gold doesn't know won't hurt him.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[The food's more expensive than the movie itself!!

As long as you don't get caught though, it's not illegal. Just bad. So, what movie is Silver gonna pick out? Something totally unromantic and action filled? A dick flick?]

[feistytrader]

[...There's no movie with robots.




He's picking the chick flick.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[DICK FLICK DICK FLICK CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT

NOW IT'S GONNA BE GROSS AND ALL EMOTIONAL AND JUNK

GOLD'S GONNA HAVE TO COME TO TERMS WHAT HE ASKED CRYS TOO AND HE MIGHT HAVE HIS OWN MUSICAL MOMENT IN THE SHOWER LATER WITH A HAIRBRUSH




Too bad they'll be getting snacks once he has the thought to ask Silver what kind of movie they're watching. Since he assumes it's a robot one. Hi Silver.]

So, what kinda action packed, robot fighting movie we watchin'?

[feistytrader]

There were none, so I picked something different.

[What snacks are we getting? Popcorn? Candy?

...Can't we just go to some other store to get this for cheaper and sneak it in?...]

[uncouthhatcher]

Too bad. I could've gone for something like that. So what'd you get instead?

[Nooope. It's the movie experience. A huuuuge bag of popcorn, a huuuuuge soda to share, and whatever candy snacks Silver wants. Since Gold's good with popcorn.]

[feistytrader]

[...Popcorn's fine. They're splitting that soda, right? It's huge...]

You'll see.

[uncouthhatcher]

I ain't gonna like it, am I.

[feistytrader]

No clue. [Come on the movie's starting soon let's go-]

[uncouthhatcher]

[He trusts you, Silver.

With his life.

And the world.

His Pokémon.

But when it comes to more social things like movies he is definitely wary.

What is it.]

[feistytrader]

[You'll see. Now get inside and let's go.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[With a groan and an over-dramatic throwback of his head, Gold heads in with Silver. His feet are dragging, with the sinking suspicion that they're either gonna see some stupid romance movie or like a film about bubbling away in his stomach. There's a slim chance that they might actually see something cool.

But it's slim. So slim.

As slim as a leaf or something. Slim as Crys's patience.

...shit, he really needs to not think about Crys. So, hey, what movie are we seeing, partner, any of his mental assumptions right??



It's the romance chick flick ain't it. That is sooo the name of a romance chick flick.]

[feistytrader]

[actually we're watching a chick flick where the chicks solve their problems by getting in mechas and beating the shit out of each other


...Okay, no, we're watching a regular romantic chick flick. You can handle that, right Gold?

No?

Too bad.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[He can it's just.

Nevermind whatever he'll watch it.

Gonna flick popcorn at the back of people's heads though.

At least the previews are good. B-list horror movies? Bring it. Take a date there. It'll be fun.]

I can't believe you.