1 [video] killed the radio star

[uncouthhatcher]

[Sure, he's walking through the city today with Chobo, but he's also twirling a rose behind his back. For some reason, he just can't put it down. Though maybe he'd just give it to someone. Like Crys. Or Silver. Or something. Someone. Hell, even Chobo could eat it.

Not being a fan of chocolates or real sweet things in general, he's chocolate free.

Just.

A little more courageous than usual, maybe, though you can't tell it right off. Courageous enough to maybe, you know, ask someone out. Steady out. Out out. Dating. Life partners. Daycare couple.

Maybe.

Anyway, the important thing is that he's got something to propose and someone to propose to and it's gonna be faaaaantastic and food filled. Pokégear, let's shine the spotlight! Man, it's still weird to use it like this!]

Hope everyone's lovey dovey day was cool, since for sad singles like myself it's just a cruel reminder of reality. [~Dramatic~] Anyway, since that's outta the way, I've got a plan.

[He pauses, idly twirling the flower hidden from view, and grins as he pushes Chobo away from his back with his free hand.]

A cook off. We got any aspirin' chefs or something like that? I figure that with so many kinds of people from all round the galaxy or whatever there's a ton of different flavors, so it'd be fun! For everyone! Especially me, 'cause I'm gonna be judgin' it!

[Hell yeah. Free food. Free, delicious food. Mmmm. Yes. Just what one needs after a single's Valentine's Day where you got pity chocolate from your best friends.]

Any takers?

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[uncouthhatcher]

[Thanks, buddy!! He'll give Weavile a nice long headscratch in return.]

So stop stealin' here, too. It's a habit you gotta break. [Hello hot ramen mmmm yes ow ow ow good though. It's impolite to point at people with your eating utensils, but that's exactly what Gold's doing to Silver. Pointing.] You got money and you can use it on anything you want. I hate soundin' like Crys, but I ain't gonna be lookin' forward to bailin' you out if you ever get caught doin' something you shouldn't be. Got it?

[feistytrader]

[...] I've got a number of reasons to keep stealing food. I'm not sure if you'll agree with them, but I do.

[uncouthhatcher]

Alright, spill. What's stealin' food get you that I can't like, make for you myself.

[feistytrader]

[...Well, alright.]

Do you really trust the guys that brought us here?

[uncouthhatcher]

[Jump in convo much? Whatev.]

The way I see it, they ain't got a reason to lie to us, and if they did something would've slipped by now, right? Especially with you explorin' the place like you do. [Shrug!] It ain't that I trust them completely, but I don't got a reason not to trust them a little. They need our help. That's all I got.

[feistytrader]

I agree. Mostly.

[...] It still sounds too good to be true. I'm worried that we're gonna find ourselves broke and out on the street one day.

[uncouthhatcher]

So you're savin' money in case that happens.

[Honestly, it makes sense. Things were pretty too good to be true. Like a dream maybe. With some weird parts about having a crush on Silver and asking Crys out.




Okay, so more like a partial nightmare. Gold makes a face. Slurp slurp.]

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it or whatever. Don't worry about it!

[feistytrader]

I gotta worry about it. Who else will? You? Crys?

[uncouthhatcher]

[...]

Yeah, fine, go on. Just don't stress yourself over and all that. I'm trustin' you two not to get caught! [The most faith in you, Silver and Weavile.]

[feistytrader]

...Don't tell Crys, okay? If she asks, I just get food from you. [Victory!!]

[uncouthhatcher]

Yeah, of course. What she don't know won't hurt her. And she'll be thankin' you if something like that ever happens.

[Forgot about eating for a moment, he's holding his ramen in one hand and ruffling Silver's hair affectionately with the other.]

In return though, you gotta pay up big time for birthdays.

[feistytrader]

Birthdays and Christmas. That's all I'm spending my money on.

[He. He really appreciates the hair ruffles. Thanks, Gold.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[He'd give Silver a noogie if he had the free hand. This all very bro stuff. Nothing crushy. Good.]

How much you got, anyway?

[feistytrader]

It's not very polite to ask your date about your money.

[Yes. Yes, the bro stuff is nice.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Don't say date do you not know how to be normal.

Um.]

When have I ever been polite, huh? Especially to you. [Point point.] Come on, just tell me.

[feistytrader]

...A lot.

[uncouthhatcher]

[Silver.]

[feistytrader]

You know that really nice really big TV you like?

[uncouthhatcher]

[Gold sighs happily at the thought of it and feels a deep sense of longing he'd only felt a few times. 108 inch screen, surround sound included, and on sale you could get a system with it to make it your own personal movie theater.

Perfect for watching porn on.]

I'd give an arm and a leg for it, Silv. Every time I walk by and I see it, I hear it callin' my name. Gold, it coos, buy me. But I always gotta walk away 'cause it'd cost me an arm and a leg for it. What about it?

[feistytrader]

That much.

Before you ask, the answer's no.

[uncouthhatcher]

[Oh

my

god.

Silver, Silver.

He could not get more kicked Growlithe faced.

And then, the whine.]

Siiilveeerrrr come ooooon you got all that money but you ain't gonna spend on me?! What kinda best friend are you?!

[feistytrader]

I'm not spending that much money on you unless you're dying.

[uncouthhatcher]

You're so ruthless. I gave up my manly dignity to get you [and Crys] Teddiursa stuff and you won't even buy me a TV. I'm disgusted, Silver.

[Such hurt. You've really ruined your red flag event up, Silver. The only way to get back onto the Lover's route is......

TO BUY HIM THAT TV JUST COME ON GODDAMMIT THEY CAN LIKE

BOND TOGETHER IN FRONT OF IT

AWKWARDLY I GUESS???]

[feistytrader]

[What was that? I couldn't hear you over how good this ramen is. Mmm, food.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Do you see this, Weavile?

This is neglect right here.

Best friend neglect.

Are you really going to stand witness to this.]