1 [video] killed the radio star

[uncouthhatcher]

[Sure, he's walking through the city today with Chobo, but he's also twirling a rose behind his back. For some reason, he just can't put it down. Though maybe he'd just give it to someone. Like Crys. Or Silver. Or something. Someone. Hell, even Chobo could eat it.

Not being a fan of chocolates or real sweet things in general, he's chocolate free.

Just.

A little more courageous than usual, maybe, though you can't tell it right off. Courageous enough to maybe, you know, ask someone out. Steady out. Out out. Dating. Life partners. Daycare couple.

Maybe.

Anyway, the important thing is that he's got something to propose and someone to propose to and it's gonna be faaaaantastic and food filled. Pokégear, let's shine the spotlight! Man, it's still weird to use it like this!]

Hope everyone's lovey dovey day was cool, since for sad singles like myself it's just a cruel reminder of reality. [~Dramatic~] Anyway, since that's outta the way, I've got a plan.

[He pauses, idly twirling the flower hidden from view, and grins as he pushes Chobo away from his back with his free hand.]

A cook off. We got any aspirin' chefs or something like that? I figure that with so many kinds of people from all round the galaxy or whatever there's a ton of different flavors, so it'd be fun! For everyone! Especially me, 'cause I'm gonna be judgin' it!

[Hell yeah. Free food. Free, delicious food. Mmmm. Yes. Just what one needs after a single's Valentine's Day where you got pity chocolate from your best friends.]

Any takers?

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[feistytrader]

...Fine. [Why not? He turns around and crouches down. It's piggyback time.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[You're such a blessing, Silver. Such. A blessing. He is not gonna waste a moment no man let's do this.]

Thanks. You're great. Have I ever told you how great you are? Cause you're seriously awesome.

[feistytrader]

[You're just saying that because you're getting a free ride.]

It's worth repeating. You're pretty heavy.

[uncouthhatcher]

[Jerk. He's in no position to noogie Silver either.

But he is gonna blow in his ear. Take that!]

[feistytrader]

Blowing in my ear won't make you any lighter.

[uncouthhatcher]

You'd never say that to a girl, would ya?

[feistytrader]

Are you a girl?

[uncouthhatcher]

Be a hell of a lot nicer if I was. I'd be hot as a chick, you know? Curvy and smokin'. Everyone'd want my number. And you wouldn't say I was heavy like you're readin' off the weather.

[His mom's a looker, after all, and he ain't shabby himself. So he figures he'd be a pretty damn good looking girl. Silver, on the other hand...]

You'd be cute too, probably. Except you wouldn't have any tit to speak about. You're flat assed, so you'd be flat chested.

[feistytrader]

[...You are really lucky you're his best friend, Gold. That's the only reason why he isn't going to drop you.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Absolutely pleased as a plum, Silver.]

But measurements don't matter to me. I'd still ask you out. [And he sounds proud of that? Sheesh.]

[feistytrader]

And you won't ask me out because I'm a guy?

[uncouthhatcher]

I asked you out today, didn't I? I'm just sayin' that no matter what I'd do that.

[feistytrader]

You asked me out because of some dumb flower.

[uncouthhatcher]

[Ew, there are those gross Butterfree again. Wishing he could get rid of them right now.]

Yeah, well, I might've been thinkin' about it before today. So.

[feistytrader]

[...He wants to ask Gold to repeat that for him, but- no. He's pretty sure he heard that right.

...Which leaves the next question.]

Why? [Why him? He's a loser that barely understands what a crush is, so what does Gold even see in him--?]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Don't ask him whyyyy he doesn't knoooow. Maybe because he just does? That sounds sappy as shit though. Not that the list he's thinking about is any better.]

I don't know! I just do! I mean, I like Crys a lot too, you know? It's the same reason. [He just does. Urg he's turning his head away.] I just know that I seriously get excited at the thought of kissin' both of you. And holding your hands. Taking you out. Things like that. I thought it was just 'cause we're pretty off on our own and all back home, doing our own things and all.

[But maybe not.]

[feistytrader]

[Okay, okay, he won't ask anymore, take it easy.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[No he can't stop.]

Like, what do you want me to say? I've been thinkin' about kissing you since like, Christmas. With that whole dumb mistletoe thing. You know how much that sucks?

[Groaaaaan.]

It seriously, seriously sucks. Cause that was like, a one time deal. And I kept wantin' an excuse to try to again.

[feistytrader]

[Gold for real now can we please stop talking about this like please-]

Why me? Crys makes sense, but why me?

[uncouthhatcher]

[Do you know how hard it is to stop. At least the question makes him pause long enough to #regret.]

Why not? It ain't like you're any less important to me than she is.

[feistytrader]

Yeah, but you don't just want to kiss everyone that's important to you. [R...ight? That's why Gold got upset earlier...]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Why are you so dumb, Silver, trying to talk feelings with you is so frustrating...]

Right, exactly. That's how I, you know, figure that I like Crys. [And you, too. But he doesn't want to say it.]

[feistytrader]

[...Yeah, he. He doesn't want to think about this. Or talk about this. He's gonna carry on in carrying Gold in silence.]