1 [video] killed the radio star

[uncouthhatcher]

[Sure, he's walking through the city today with Chobo, but he's also twirling a rose behind his back. For some reason, he just can't put it down. Though maybe he'd just give it to someone. Like Crys. Or Silver. Or something. Someone. Hell, even Chobo could eat it.

Not being a fan of chocolates or real sweet things in general, he's chocolate free.

Just.

A little more courageous than usual, maybe, though you can't tell it right off. Courageous enough to maybe, you know, ask someone out. Steady out. Out out. Dating. Life partners. Daycare couple.

Maybe.

Anyway, the important thing is that he's got something to propose and someone to propose to and it's gonna be faaaaantastic and food filled. Pokégear, let's shine the spotlight! Man, it's still weird to use it like this!]

Hope everyone's lovey dovey day was cool, since for sad singles like myself it's just a cruel reminder of reality. [~Dramatic~] Anyway, since that's outta the way, I've got a plan.

[He pauses, idly twirling the flower hidden from view, and grins as he pushes Chobo away from his back with his free hand.]

A cook off. We got any aspirin' chefs or something like that? I figure that with so many kinds of people from all round the galaxy or whatever there's a ton of different flavors, so it'd be fun! For everyone! Especially me, 'cause I'm gonna be judgin' it!

[Hell yeah. Free food. Free, delicious food. Mmmm. Yes. Just what one needs after a single's Valentine's Day where you got pity chocolate from your best friends.]

Any takers?

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[feistytrader]

[What if they do huh Gold how do you know that they won't you don't know that what if they do something weird to his eyes-]

No.

[uncouthhatcher]

[Silver will you just

like

slow down and hold up and trust him on this??]

The longer you put it off, the worse it'll... Ah, whatever. [Hmmm.] Alright, alright. All they make you do is read a buncha stuff from far away anyway. Wanna take a detour and check out some arcade games?

[feistytrader]

[The worse it'll get? No, he'll be fine. It's not like it's getting gradually worse- he just can't see small text without squinting. That's it.]

Sure.

[uncouthhatcher]

[It'll get worse he's gonna put up two fingers in front of Silver and it's gonna be swirly as fuck.]

Let's battle for top score.

[feistytrader]

[No they'll just be two blurry fingers

really Gold it's no big deal-]

...Okay. [Gold's... Gonna win, but whatever.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Yeah that's the point.

Also do you wanna

hold hands on the way? He and Weavile can share Silver.

Or something.]

[feistytrader]

[Huh? ...Oh. Yeah, sure. Gotta make sure you don't get sick and all.

Weavile opts for a piggyback ride!]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Yyyyeah.

Sure.

Getting sick.

Haha.

Ha.

Um.

It's so nice, holding Silver's hand. How weird. Why is he like, just noticing this now. How gross. Man, he wishes that... Nah he'd never go for it.

Let's be fucking casual as hell about this!!!]

Hey, Silver, do you mind like, taking off your glove?

[feistytrader]

...Why? [No. He doesn't want to. But what a weird question to ask...]

[uncouthhatcher]

Just wonderin'. I rarely see you without them, so. I'm doubtin' you even have hands under those. [Just a joke, obviously!! But yeah.] Come on, just until we get to the arcade.

[feistytrader]

...They're just hands. [There's nothing special about them...]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Man it's stupid. Whatever. He shakes his head.] Yeah, well. Forget it. It ain't important.

[feistytrader]

[...Nope. He's taking one of his gloves off and grabbing Gold's hand now. If you say so...]

[uncouthhatcher]

[HE DID IT.

Gold's not really sure how to react. It's like that kiss at Christmas all over again.





Oh god that's right that happened. And his mouth starts moving before his brain screams for a shut down.]

Hey, remember when you kissed me back near Christmas?

[feistytrader]

...Yeah. I do.

[Because of the mistletoe. Why?]

[uncouthhatcher]

Do you wanna... I dunno. Do it again? 'Cause we're on a date and all. People do that. Sometimes.

[Man, that's nauseating. Or. Queasying. Something like that. It's just that.

He kind of feels the same around Silver that he does Crys sometimes and man that's something else. It's Silver he ain't got no reaosn to be nervous and junk.]

[feistytrader]

[...What, Gold wants a quick smooch?

Sure, he can give him a kiss. It's a little less awkward than last time, but that's not saying much.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[It's still just as stiff though, on Gold's part.

But of course it's not his fault.]

You seriously don't know how to kiss. Not that I'm surprised. But man, why'd I even wanna when all you do is a quick peck and nothin' more? [Dig that hole, boy.]

[feistytrader]

If you're so much better at kissing, why don't you prove it?

[uncouthhatcher]

[Six feet and no higher.]

Fine. I'll kiss you so well, the city'll stay charged for years. [Psyching himself up. Yeah! He's gonna

he's gonna




kiss Silver. Yeah. Uh. Maybe not so public a place. Maybe? Hm.]

You wanna duck into an alley or something?

[feistytrader]

Not really.

[Come on just show him this super cool kiss of yours already what's the big deal-]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Fine.

He performs better in public anyway.

Prepare for the best kiss in the whole wide world!!!

Because it's

it's coming!!! Yeah!!

He tightens his grip on Silver's hand - skin to skin feels really nice - and just leans and

plants the most boring but kind of warmish kiss on his lips. Yeah. The best kiss ever. Gold would want to do more but he ain't actually sure how much he could or would want to get away with right now.]

[feistytrader]

[...

...Was that it?]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Yes.




Wait no.

Um. He needs something to go off with instead of Silver just standing there.]

Well? Kiss me back! It ain't a one man tango, you know.

[feistytrader]

I thought you were supposed to be some magical good kisser. [If Gold wants him to kiss him back, he will... But not before giving him some grief.

...Gold really kissed him, didn't he. Is it just to go along with the "date" they're having?...]