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[uncouthhatcher]

[Sure, he's walking through the city today with Chobo, but he's also twirling a rose behind his back. For some reason, he just can't put it down. Though maybe he'd just give it to someone. Like Crys. Or Silver. Or something. Someone. Hell, even Chobo could eat it.

Not being a fan of chocolates or real sweet things in general, he's chocolate free.

Just.

A little more courageous than usual, maybe, though you can't tell it right off. Courageous enough to maybe, you know, ask someone out. Steady out. Out out. Dating. Life partners. Daycare couple.

Maybe.

Anyway, the important thing is that he's got something to propose and someone to propose to and it's gonna be faaaaantastic and food filled. Pokégear, let's shine the spotlight! Man, it's still weird to use it like this!]

Hope everyone's lovey dovey day was cool, since for sad singles like myself it's just a cruel reminder of reality. [~Dramatic~] Anyway, since that's outta the way, I've got a plan.

[He pauses, idly twirling the flower hidden from view, and grins as he pushes Chobo away from his back with his free hand.]

A cook off. We got any aspirin' chefs or something like that? I figure that with so many kinds of people from all round the galaxy or whatever there's a ton of different flavors, so it'd be fun! For everyone! Especially me, 'cause I'm gonna be judgin' it!

[Hell yeah. Free food. Free, delicious food. Mmmm. Yes. Just what one needs after a single's Valentine's Day where you got pity chocolate from your best friends.]

Any takers?

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[feistytrader]

[...Nope. He's taking one of his gloves off and grabbing Gold's hand now. If you say so...]

[uncouthhatcher]

[HE DID IT.

Gold's not really sure how to react. It's like that kiss at Christmas all over again.





Oh god that's right that happened. And his mouth starts moving before his brain screams for a shut down.]

Hey, remember when you kissed me back near Christmas?

[feistytrader]

...Yeah. I do.

[Because of the mistletoe. Why?]

[uncouthhatcher]

Do you wanna... I dunno. Do it again? 'Cause we're on a date and all. People do that. Sometimes.

[Man, that's nauseating. Or. Queasying. Something like that. It's just that.

He kind of feels the same around Silver that he does Crys sometimes and man that's something else. It's Silver he ain't got no reaosn to be nervous and junk.]

[feistytrader]

[...What, Gold wants a quick smooch?

Sure, he can give him a kiss. It's a little less awkward than last time, but that's not saying much.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[It's still just as stiff though, on Gold's part.

But of course it's not his fault.]

You seriously don't know how to kiss. Not that I'm surprised. But man, why'd I even wanna when all you do is a quick peck and nothin' more? [Dig that hole, boy.]

[feistytrader]

If you're so much better at kissing, why don't you prove it?

[uncouthhatcher]

[Six feet and no higher.]

Fine. I'll kiss you so well, the city'll stay charged for years. [Psyching himself up. Yeah! He's gonna

he's gonna




kiss Silver. Yeah. Uh. Maybe not so public a place. Maybe? Hm.]

You wanna duck into an alley or something?

[feistytrader]

Not really.

[Come on just show him this super cool kiss of yours already what's the big deal-]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Fine.

He performs better in public anyway.

Prepare for the best kiss in the whole wide world!!!

Because it's

it's coming!!! Yeah!!

He tightens his grip on Silver's hand - skin to skin feels really nice - and just leans and

plants the most boring but kind of warmish kiss on his lips. Yeah. The best kiss ever. Gold would want to do more but he ain't actually sure how much he could or would want to get away with right now.]

[feistytrader]

[...

...Was that it?]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Yes.




Wait no.

Um. He needs something to go off with instead of Silver just standing there.]

Well? Kiss me back! It ain't a one man tango, you know.

[feistytrader]

I thought you were supposed to be some magical good kisser. [If Gold wants him to kiss him back, he will... But not before giving him some grief.

...Gold really kissed him, didn't he. Is it just to go along with the "date" they're having?...]

[uncouthhatcher]

[OF COURSE IT IS, SILVER, THERE'S NOTHING THAT SAYS "WE'RE TWO STRAIGHT GUYS ON A DATE" LIKE SOME KISSING.






Okay so one doesn't care/understand Feelings and the other one is in the middle of accepting he's a bi-baby, but still. It's so the date. Not because Gold like, wants to kiss Silver. Yeah.]

An artist doesn't make a masterpiece by rubbin' a dry brush against his paper thing, Silver. If I'm gonna show you the goods you gotta be willin' to receive. Otherwise it's like, some weird lips mash fest.

[feistytrader]

[...He... He can try. Sure. Why not?]

Okay. [But he still looks more than a little confused- to the point where it's burying any embarrassment he might have had at the current situation.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[It's okay, Gold's got that covered. Even if it's not written on his face. But he's gonna focus on this cause it ain't a matter of crush or not crush (definitely not crushes!!) it's a matter of Silver can't kiss the poor soulless ginger.

Though it might be a little awkward to do it with Weavile around-- No. It's just lessons. It's cool.]

... Close your eyes. And don't open 'em til I tell you to.

[feistytrader]

[Close... his eyes?

...He won't question it. He shuts his eyes at Gold's request.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[He actually did it.

Well, that's no surprise, since they trust each other 110% and all, but. Gold's not sure. Okay, okay, be cool, do what they do in the movies and grab his face with both your hands and kiss him.



That isn't awkward at all.]

[feistytrader]

[This isn't awkward. Nope.

Okay no this is super awkward, but he'll try to act cool with it and. Kiss back. Yeah, this is what he's supposed to do, right?

Maybe?]

[uncouthhatcher]

[He's actually trying oh no Gold isn't sure whether he wants to continue sliding down this slippery slope or withdraw in embarrassment about how much he doesn't care how bad this make out session is, it's fucking great and he's enjoying it.

Guess which he chooses.

(It's the first. Enjoy your less progressively awkwarding kissing as he gets into it, complete with like the trying decision of if he wants to hold hands or use them to hug Silver around the waist.)]

[feistytrader]

[Silver tries to go along with it. He really does. He puts up a good effort for a while.

But then he takes Gold's face with both hands and pulls it away from his. Too much. This is too much.

He can't even look at Gold; his face is beet red. Was Gold enjoying that? Was Gold enjoying that because it was him?]

[uncouthhatcher]

You look stupid with a blush. But kinda cute.

[Sorry, his mind to mouth filter has never been up to date, but it's just a wreck now. He's grinning really stupidly because he's really happy and his heart's beating really fast because he might, might like Silver a lot and it'll sink in about how he likes another of his best friends and after what'll happen with Crys, it'll just get less desirable.

But yes. It's because he did it with Silver that he enjoyed it so much.]

[feistytrader]

[His. His heart is going kinda crazy. He really needs to take it easy. It was just a kiss, right? "Just". Just a kiss.

And now Gold's making fun of him, and he has no line of defense against it. Yeah. Cute. Okay.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[...

That. Probably wasn't the best idea he's had in a while. Like askin' Crys out the way he did. Judging from her reaction. Silver's even looking away from him.

Gold sticks his hands into his pockets and turns back the way they were going, feeling his stomach drop. It's probably nothing bad or anything, but he feels dumb and he does not like feeling dumb.]

... You ain't a bad student. So you better not ask for repeat lessons or anything like that, 'cause I'm not offerin'. Let's go get high scores.

[feistytrader]

[High score. Right.

Silver at least takes Gold's hand on the way to the arcade. Gold's not in trouble. He just needs a little bit, that's all.]