1 [video] killed the radio star

[uncouthhatcher]

[Sure, he's walking through the city today with Chobo, but he's also twirling a rose behind his back. For some reason, he just can't put it down. Though maybe he'd just give it to someone. Like Crys. Or Silver. Or something. Someone. Hell, even Chobo could eat it.

Not being a fan of chocolates or real sweet things in general, he's chocolate free.

Just.

A little more courageous than usual, maybe, though you can't tell it right off. Courageous enough to maybe, you know, ask someone out. Steady out. Out out. Dating. Life partners. Daycare couple.

Maybe.

Anyway, the important thing is that he's got something to propose and someone to propose to and it's gonna be faaaaantastic and food filled. Pokégear, let's shine the spotlight! Man, it's still weird to use it like this!]

Hope everyone's lovey dovey day was cool, since for sad singles like myself it's just a cruel reminder of reality. [~Dramatic~] Anyway, since that's outta the way, I've got a plan.

[He pauses, idly twirling the flower hidden from view, and grins as he pushes Chobo away from his back with his free hand.]

A cook off. We got any aspirin' chefs or something like that? I figure that with so many kinds of people from all round the galaxy or whatever there's a ton of different flavors, so it'd be fun! For everyone! Especially me, 'cause I'm gonna be judgin' it!

[Hell yeah. Free food. Free, delicious food. Mmmm. Yes. Just what one needs after a single's Valentine's Day where you got pity chocolate from your best friends.]

Any takers?

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[feistytrader]

[...Can't we like sneak her in

I mean if we put her in a jacket and hat maybe we'll get away with it--]

Okay. [He's just. Gonna ignore Gold's discomfort. Gold definitely doesn't look like he's in the mood to address it; there's nothing else he can do.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Thank you for respecting his feelings.






Very sorry he has issues respecting other's.

Don't worry he's making it quick he'll be back in two mins. Go get tickets for that new mecha movie. With money. No stealing.

But Chobo can walk herseeeeelf quit treating her like a chiiiick she's a big bird noooow.]

[feistytrader]

[He's not stealing the tickets, don't worry!



He's just stealing the money for the tickets.

They grow up so fast...]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Silver no you have money pay for the date.

Yeah, and they're just as bratty as their folks...]

[feistytrader]

[Movies are expensive. What Gold doesn't know won't hurt him.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[The food's more expensive than the movie itself!!

As long as you don't get caught though, it's not illegal. Just bad. So, what movie is Silver gonna pick out? Something totally unromantic and action filled? A dick flick?]

[feistytrader]

[...There's no movie with robots.




He's picking the chick flick.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[DICK FLICK DICK FLICK CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT

NOW IT'S GONNA BE GROSS AND ALL EMOTIONAL AND JUNK

GOLD'S GONNA HAVE TO COME TO TERMS WHAT HE ASKED CRYS TOO AND HE MIGHT HAVE HIS OWN MUSICAL MOMENT IN THE SHOWER LATER WITH A HAIRBRUSH




Too bad they'll be getting snacks once he has the thought to ask Silver what kind of movie they're watching. Since he assumes it's a robot one. Hi Silver.]

So, what kinda action packed, robot fighting movie we watchin'?

[feistytrader]

There were none, so I picked something different.

[What snacks are we getting? Popcorn? Candy?

...Can't we just go to some other store to get this for cheaper and sneak it in?...]

[uncouthhatcher]

Too bad. I could've gone for something like that. So what'd you get instead?

[Nooope. It's the movie experience. A huuuuge bag of popcorn, a huuuuuge soda to share, and whatever candy snacks Silver wants. Since Gold's good with popcorn.]

[feistytrader]

[...Popcorn's fine. They're splitting that soda, right? It's huge...]

You'll see.

[uncouthhatcher]

I ain't gonna like it, am I.

[feistytrader]

No clue. [Come on the movie's starting soon let's go-]

[uncouthhatcher]

[He trusts you, Silver.

With his life.

And the world.

His Pokémon.

But when it comes to more social things like movies he is definitely wary.

What is it.]

[feistytrader]

[You'll see. Now get inside and let's go.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[With a groan and an over-dramatic throwback of his head, Gold heads in with Silver. His feet are dragging, with the sinking suspicion that they're either gonna see some stupid romance movie or like a film about bubbling away in his stomach. There's a slim chance that they might actually see something cool.

But it's slim. So slim.

As slim as a leaf or something. Slim as Crys's patience.

...shit, he really needs to not think about Crys. So, hey, what movie are we seeing, partner, any of his mental assumptions right??



It's the romance chick flick ain't it. That is sooo the name of a romance chick flick.]

[feistytrader]

[actually we're watching a chick flick where the chicks solve their problems by getting in mechas and beating the shit out of each other


...Okay, no, we're watching a regular romantic chick flick. You can handle that, right Gold?

No?

Too bad.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[He can it's just.

Nevermind whatever he'll watch it.

Gonna flick popcorn at the back of people's heads though.

At least the previews are good. B-list horror movies? Bring it. Take a date there. It'll be fun.]

I can't believe you.

[feistytrader]

[No he won't, because Silver is taking the popcorn away the second he starts.]

What? [Did Gold miss the part where there weren't any cool mecha movies out? Jeez.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[You rude. Give it back.]

Of all the things, a chick flick? You couldn't have like, chosen some sort of horror or other action movie or something? I would've been cool with anything but this.

[feistytrader]

"A boy that won't watch a chick flick with you is a boy that isn't worth dating."

[Wise words from his big sister. He never thought he'd be going out on some weird date but not really a date with Gold, but if he's already out, he might as well run with it.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[Yeah, well, it's a good thing he ain't interested in dating Blue.

As hot as she is. Her and Silver share that.]

She musta not done a lot of datin' then. [grumble grumble.] What kinda guy seriously wants to sit down and watch some dumb chick flick willingly, huh?

[feistytrader]

Guys that aren't you.

[uncouthhatcher]

I've got such a rude bro. Why do I even hang out with you, huh?

[Though that second sentence is actually kind of fond alright. He settles down to watch a dumb chick flick.

(And get pretty into it but still!!!)]

[feistytrader]

Probably the same reason I hang out with you.

[Right back at you, bro.

...Although there's something about this that doesn't feel very "bro".

Might be the date part.

It's better to just focus on the movie.]