[VIDEO] It's a hard life

[heretic_hamlet]

[The feed cuts in inside Ramza's kitchen. He looks a bit... exasperated.]

I yield. I admit defeat.

[He moves aside slightly, and behind him- on his countertop- rests a rather complex kitchen appliance. the box is just barely peeking into the frame from the side, apparently recently opened.]

How in heaven's name am I supposed to make this machine work?