[audio] The Beginning (for him)

[zediscool]

[ So he's definitely arrived here and it's been awhile. Who knows what's been going on with him? But he doesn't care about that because right now, it's HIS time to shine and he's about to make so many people like him that he'll be drowning in fans right about now. Oh yes, totally an unbelievably easy goal for someone like him. Well, it was much easier than going about trying to kill everyone under the orders of someone so totally lame.

He probably should've approached Andi at one point in time regarding the use of technology because, well, he had been trying to figure out how to use this thing properly. He already got it to go straight to text, but no. That would not do. Everyone should have to hear his manly and powerful voice! Everyone!!

By sheer determination, Zed figures it out. ]

Hello all citizens! I'm here like you guys, only clearly I don't know what else they might have planned for us, but they seem alright. They want us all to make friends and stuff? It's weird but then again... who wouldn't want to be friends with me?!

I am amazing, incredible, unbelievably, and simply the most manly man you could ever find! There's no one quite like me! Ask privately for my details and I will reveal them.

But speaking of details, there seemed to be something about some 'assassin' going down. Who's checking out and can I come?