4th Arcana [Video]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

[Hi everyone in Hugville! It's time for your daily dosage of cute annoying kitten playing on the network. And by annoying, we mean Banchou turning Yu's phone on via furry behind. So that is the first thing the network sees. Secondly is the cat dragging it by his mouth over to the living room where his owner is reading from the e book machine he got for Christmas. And he happened to see the bugger drag the phone.]

That's not for you.

[A meow off camera and Yu reached out to grab the device, shaking his head. So he turned the thing on...it could be recording much worse.]

Sorry, he seems to pick up a habit of grabbing things. Since this is on, I wanted to ask your opinion on something. It's summer and getting warmer out, so I was wondering if anyone was interested in some kind of water fight. I saw some stores selling water guns and the buildings have hoses so everyone can join in. What do you-

[He is now interrupted by a crash coming from the kitchen and he does not look happy.]

Banchou no!

[And as he ran off, the camera cuts. A few minutes later, Yu made another message but to the city's native scientists.]

[Private to Saeng Seong Scientists]

Can I ask you a question about the kittens you had some of us round up a while back?

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[ironyman]

[surprise it's Tony Stark! For once he doesn't look dead tired, and he's not in the usual hoodie or jacket to hide the arc reactor. DUM-E is behind him, occasionally using his claw to pick affectionately at Tony's hair or shirt while he speaks, and Tony waves the bot away each time without a single pause. Clearly someone missed Tony while he was gone.]

Hey, so coming back here--it's like a pretty super bad trip. Am I right? Yeah? No? Anybody? I mean, I was gone for like a few days. And I come back and remember months? You know, I think I had a dream like that once, and that, kiddies, is why you don't drink vodka, rum, whiskey, and more vodka on the same night. Life lessons.

So apparently I missed my birthday somehow doing. Something, I don't know. [read: moping and being obsessive he shrugs it off, then makes a face like he's just had a minor epiphany] Wow, hey, I had such a great idea.

One of you should plan my birthday party. It'll be great, everybody likes parties. [he pretends to consider this for approximately .2 seconds] Yep, done deal. So who wants it? [Tony no]