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[needlefingers]

You know.

It's hard to take any of this seriously.

Here we are on an alien world, brought here because someone wants us to get cozy with others. I wonder why you'd want to have Cybertronians here in the first place, we're not exactly the most cuddleable bunch. We're sort of made of metal and you organics... aren't.

Anyway, if there are other Autobots out there, that'd be great.

Decepticons need not answer.

[Rude.]