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Tony Stark // Iron Man ([personal profile] ironyman) wrote in [community profile] touchscreens2014-01-11 09:06 pm

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[Surprise, it's Tony! He's in his apartment, having hooked up devices of some kind to the network. Also he's wearing sunglasses. Yes, inside. Maybe that's to hide the lines under his eyes and overall weary, strained look, because after months of insomnia he's fraying at the edges.

Maybe it's just because he's Tony. The world may never know.]


Okay, so, granted, our benevolent huggytime captors are apparently goddamn psychopaths, since shadow demons and evil snowmen count as "no big deal" for the science department. Yeah. You got a lot of 'splainin' to do, Lucies. But come on, seriously, who really thought this was a good idea?

[he jerks his thumb behind him at two industrial robot arms in the background with chassis labeled U and DUM-E. The one labeled U spins its claw in apparent confusion, while DUM-E just makes a quizzical mechanized hum. Tony makes a disgusted face that is far too exaggerated to be sincere.]

Two most useless robots, ladies and gentlemen. Anybody want 'em? They're good for, ah... well, nothing. I dunno. Dummy's pretty good with a fire extinguisher. Aren't you, Dummy? [he glances back at the bot, which tilts its claw, then wiggles its arm up and down enthusiastically in its approximation of a nod. Tony turns back to the camera and shakes his head sadly.]

God, it's like having a kid that never grows out of the idiot phase.

[U, meanwhile, has rolled slowly out of view of the camera. Shortly after, there's a loud crash from elsewhere in the apartment. Tony jerks in surprise and bolts out of his chair.] You! I swear, I'm going to sell you to the highest bidder, give you to that magic dragon kid, let him use you as a cape rack, wand holder, whatever the hell magic people use.
thenameofscreen: (S → But where to hide the body...?)

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[personal profile] thenameofscreen 2014-01-17 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[... What... was that just now? She doesn't even know, okay, but...]

Then you were gifted with sentient machines? They seem very sweet!
thenameofscreen: Time for a drunk text PSA. (◙ » Where the hell am I right now?)

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[personal profile] thenameofscreen 2014-01-18 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[As one menace to microwaves to another...]

Have you no way to contact their creator for the reprogramming?
thenameofscreen: Strip. UNO. (♥ » We got so drunk we played strip Uno.)

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[personal profile] thenameofscreen 2014-01-18 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
And you have not parted with them even after all this time? [She sees what's going on here. Oh ho ho.] Then perhaps they are not as painful to your posterior as you would have everyone believe.
thenameofscreen: I'm going to MARRY this man and bear his children one day. (♥ » He loves B movies as much as I do.)

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[personal profile] thenameofscreen 2014-01-21 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
I cannot claim to have experience in such an area, no. [Mister she will call your bluff... No she won't. Not yet, anyway. At the moment she's too busy with the most "I don't actually believe that but I'll humor you anyway" look Starfire is capable of.]

Surely after so long there is some sentimental attachment, if you have not yet re-purposed or reprogrammed them.

[But she will have some mercy and offer a subject shift, small though it is.]

I too have received my charge from home. [HAVE THE FACE OF A GIANT MUTANT MOTH LARVAE SHOVED INTO THE CAMERA TONY.] Is he not adorable?
Edited (WOW I DONT EVEN KNOW) 2014-01-21 06:54 (UTC)