wontdoanyless: (as the view passes by)
Steve Rogers ([personal profile] wontdoanyless) wrote in [community profile] touchscreens2014-01-09 01:26 am

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[This is the first time that Steve is making a video like this to everyone, but he has used this feature when talking to others on this network at least. So, he doesn't look too awkward as he talks into it.]

Know that this is a bit late, but wanted to thank the people who gave me these items for Christmas. [He shows a rather famous red, white and blue circular shield and a Captain America costume that was used during the USO tours.]

It's real thoughtful of you. [He smiles a little, completely honest in his words.] However, the outfit is a bit too uh- big for me. Couldn't get it on without drowning in it, to be honest. So I'm wondering if anyone wants it, don't have much of a use for it myself and I wouldn't want it to go to waste.

[He looks down at the shield for a moment, feeling somewhat attached to it despite himself.] I'm keepin' the shield though, never know when something like this could come in handy...

[ooc: Feel free to fourth wall him or point out that those are Captain America stuff. Tony has already spilled the beans about it.]
ironyman: (oh hey were you talking)

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[personal profile] ironyman 2014-01-15 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Yeah. There are so many things wrong with that logic I don't even have time to list them all.

Whatever. The shield. It's made of vibranium. Rarest metal in the world, and you've got all of it. Low vibration, lightweight, Norse god-proof, blah, blah, blah. Cool shit.
ironyman: (hmmmmmm i'm thinkin fuck you)

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[personal profile] ironyman 2014-01-18 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tony is eyeing that shield over the video feed. Vibranium is really cool, okay?]

Weapon, blunt object, frisbee. Maybe mirror, get that George Clooney haircut just right. More like an all-purpose, neanderthal-hitting-stuff-with-a-rock kind of tool.
ironyman: (WOW.)

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[personal profile] ironyman 2014-01-22 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Believe in yourself, Steve. Tony sure doesn't.]

Kinda neat. [Tony makes a face like even saying the words is painful.] My dad must have been really drunk when he gave that to you. Had to have been. [When wasn't he drunk?]
ironyman: (that is wrong in so many ways)

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[personal profile] ironyman 2014-02-05 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure about that? [says the guy who knows your future and also is an asshole]
ironyman: (you craycray gurlfran)

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[personal profile] ironyman 2014-02-07 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tony could argue that flying a plane into a glacier without considering how the survivor's guilt of people he left behind might screw up the childhoods of certain geniuses was really the opposite of responsible. But a) he may be slightly bitter and b) this Rogers doesn't even remember doing that, and what's the point of bitching at someone for something they haven't done yet?]

Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night, kiddo.
ironyman: (steeb pls)

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[personal profile] ironyman 2014-02-18 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly what a kid would say, but oh well.

And just what do you do that's responsible, huh?