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[ The feed turns on and is faced on Spain sitting in the common room of his apartment building. He's looking rather official and important but it's all a facade so don't be fooled. Considering the short amount of time he's been here, he has already mourned being ripped from his home and come up with a buenísima idea for how to bide his time while he is here. ]

Good afternoon citizens of-- [ ...this place has a difficult name to remember... ] --Hugville! Are you tired of being tired because you didn't get a hug today? But you're also tired of seeking out a hug or befriending people enough to earn a hug? Well, I'm here to tell you not to be tired!

[ He holds up a sign that he painstakingly and lovingly made himself. ]



That's right, amigos! Isn't it cute? I will give FREE HUGS to anyone who needs one! They work every time!

[ He smiles at the camera, hoping that a couple of beautiful señoritas or cute little kids will jump into his arms! It'd be worth the free price if Spain could rescue them from low energy! After a second of seeing his stupid, smiling face, the camera turns off. ]

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woops I took a hiatus too SORRY

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Uh... wait. What do you mean not... human?

[She's a little confused. Well, more like a lot.]

NO WORRIES.

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[ ... oh yeah, people around here don't usually meet up LIVING PERSONIFICATIONS OF COUNTRIES. Makes perfect sense to him. ]

Well, I am human. [ HERE. ]

I'm sure you've heard of me! I won the World Cup a few years ago and that was probably all over the news. But I've done more than that too.

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Well I mean, you explained that a little but, you mean--

Wait, on TV? I've never seen you on TV. And I watch the news all the time! It's 2019! Everyone has to stay updated on the news!

[Even if Nick was usually busy washing toilets instead.]

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[ ...2019? ]

Wait...you don't?? Do I exist in 2019??

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Well, I mean, I've never been to Spain. But it's still there.


--Wait, you mean you're from the past, too?

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Oh good. [ Sigh of relief right there. 2019 isn't too far away, he still has so much he wants to do! ] You can visit me here though, I'd still count that!

2013? Isn't that the year it is now?

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..I didn't check. I mean, back home it was 2019... but I guess it was January, too.

I was 14 in 2013, I think.

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It would have been so great if fourteen year old you had visited me!

...this whole thing is weird, isn't it?

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I guess so. I was kind of busy back then.

['Busy' as in watching cartoons and avoiding training, you know. Important stuff.]

Yeah, it's really weird. I met someone from a really long time ago the first day I was here.

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I know how that is.

[ He was busy too. ...sleeping and eating and playing football. They're such important people. ]

A really long time ago? I mean, I met a snake-bird person so I guess that's not too strange.

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Yeah, he was from wor--

a snake-bird?!

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[ loooooooooooool. ]

He was a nice snake-bird person though! And gives good handshakes! I'll introduce you!

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Whoooa! That's so cool! I can't believe it!

I guess there really could be any kind of thing, huh? I wonder if there are any samurai!

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We're going to throw a party if you'd like to help. I'll make a post about it later and then you can meet him.

Samurai? They'd be really old.

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I'd totally love to!

--And they wouldn't, I don't think. I met someone from uh... one of the world wars! He didn't look that much older than me.

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Excelente, it's going to be a tomato throwing party so if you have any extra tomatoes, make sure to bring them!

Oh, that long ago? That's not too long ago. Is this that American guy?

[ Spain's mad old so he can't talk at all. ]

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...A tomato throwing party?

Yeah, I think he's American! [Technically Maya is too but we're not going to talk about Japanifornia.]

Aaand aren't you pretty ancient or something?

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Yeah, it's a big festival at my house. I want to bring it here! [ He's so excited to talk about it too. ]

I've met him! He's a touchy, cute little guy...

[ ...and suddenly it's gone this way. ]

I'm not that old! Twenty-five! Let's just say twenty-five!

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[...Ehehehe.]

I dunno, Spain's been around a lot longer than twenty-five years. Like, a couple thousand, right?

1/2

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You know, you were a lot cuter before when we were talking about other things...

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Though if you know I've been around for a long time, you know how cool I was, no?

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...Nah, not really. I didn't study a lot of history, actually.

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Just know that I was the coolest!

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But did you have samurai?

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...no, that wasn't me.

But we did have pirates! And conquistadors!