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[ The feed turns on and is faced on Spain sitting in the common room of his apartment building. He's looking rather official and important but it's all a facade so don't be fooled. Considering the short amount of time he's been here, he has already mourned being ripped from his home and come up with a buenísima idea for how to bide his time while he is here. ]

Good afternoon citizens of-- [ ...this place has a difficult name to remember... ] --Hugville! Are you tired of being tired because you didn't get a hug today? But you're also tired of seeking out a hug or befriending people enough to earn a hug? Well, I'm here to tell you not to be tired!

[ He holds up a sign that he painstakingly and lovingly made himself. ]



That's right, amigos! Isn't it cute? I will give FREE HUGS to anyone who needs one! They work every time!

[ He smiles at the camera, hoping that a couple of beautiful señoritas or cute little kids will jump into his arms! It'd be worth the free price if Spain could rescue them from low energy! After a second of seeing his stupid, smiling face, the camera turns off. ]

Comments

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Whoooa! That's so cool! I can't believe it!

I guess there really could be any kind of thing, huh? I wonder if there are any samurai!

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We're going to throw a party if you'd like to help. I'll make a post about it later and then you can meet him.

Samurai? They'd be really old.

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I'd totally love to!

--And they wouldn't, I don't think. I met someone from uh... one of the world wars! He didn't look that much older than me.

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Excelente, it's going to be a tomato throwing party so if you have any extra tomatoes, make sure to bring them!

Oh, that long ago? That's not too long ago. Is this that American guy?

[ Spain's mad old so he can't talk at all. ]

[missleadingquestions]

...A tomato throwing party?

Yeah, I think he's American! [Technically Maya is too but we're not going to talk about Japanifornia.]

Aaand aren't you pretty ancient or something?

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Yeah, it's a big festival at my house. I want to bring it here! [ He's so excited to talk about it too. ]

I've met him! He's a touchy, cute little guy...

[ ...and suddenly it's gone this way. ]

I'm not that old! Twenty-five! Let's just say twenty-five!

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[...Ehehehe.]

I dunno, Spain's been around a lot longer than twenty-five years. Like, a couple thousand, right?

1/2

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You know, you were a lot cuter before when we were talking about other things...

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Though if you know I've been around for a long time, you know how cool I was, no?

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...Nah, not really. I didn't study a lot of history, actually.

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Just know that I was the coolest!

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But did you have samurai?

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...no, that wasn't me.

But we did have pirates! And conquistadors!

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...I guess pirates are kind of cool.

Do you have at least have superheroes?

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[ Literally no one throws him a bone EVER. ]

KIND of cool? VERY cool!

[ ...no. ]

...yes.

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I guess that's cool enough.

[It's okay, Maya just doesn't throw anyone any bones. Which... is kind of like impartiality, right?]

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I'll take it!

And you can be an honorary pirate too!

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An honorary pirate, huh? How's that work, exactly?

[Not that she can't wait until she can tell Phoenix a nation made her an 'honorary pirate' in exchange for a level of cool.]

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I haven't been a pirate in a long time so I'm a little out of practice for how things are actually done but I think it should be okay. I mean, who is going to tell me I'm doing it wrong?

[ Spain's easy like that. ]

[missleadingquestions]

...A historian, probably.