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[ The feed turns on and is faced on Spain sitting in the common room of his apartment building. He's looking rather official and important but it's all a facade so don't be fooled. Considering the short amount of time he's been here, he has already mourned being ripped from his home and come up with a buenísima idea for how to bide his time while he is here. ]

Good afternoon citizens of-- [ ...this place has a difficult name to remember... ] --Hugville! Are you tired of being tired because you didn't get a hug today? But you're also tired of seeking out a hug or befriending people enough to earn a hug? Well, I'm here to tell you not to be tired!

[ He holds up a sign that he painstakingly and lovingly made himself. ]



That's right, amigos! Isn't it cute? I will give FREE HUGS to anyone who needs one! They work every time!

[ He smiles at the camera, hoping that a couple of beautiful señoritas or cute little kids will jump into his arms! It'd be worth the free price if Spain could rescue them from low energy! After a second of seeing his stupid, smiling face, the camera turns off. ]

Comments

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[ Literally no one throws him a bone EVER. ]

KIND of cool? VERY cool!

[ ...no. ]

...yes.

[missleadingquestions]

I guess that's cool enough.

[It's okay, Maya just doesn't throw anyone any bones. Which... is kind of like impartiality, right?]

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I'll take it!

And you can be an honorary pirate too!

[missleadingquestions]

An honorary pirate, huh? How's that work, exactly?

[Not that she can't wait until she can tell Phoenix a nation made her an 'honorary pirate' in exchange for a level of cool.]

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I haven't been a pirate in a long time so I'm a little out of practice for how things are actually done but I think it should be okay. I mean, who is going to tell me I'm doing it wrong?

[ Spain's easy like that. ]

[missleadingquestions]

...A historian, probably.