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touchscreens2014-09-06 05:11 pm
ironyman) wrote in touchscreens2014-09-06 05:11 pm
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[So after this, in which Tony's suit went crazy and tried to kill Bucky, and Bucky went crazy and tried to kill Tony, this guy here is pretty beat up. Bandages all over from knife wounds, bruises, he's just a mess. There's a particularly nasty bruise around his neck, because a certain cyborg assassin keeps trying to strangle him. However, his snark is (perhaps unfortunately) still entirely intact.]
Anybody ever tells you fighting a guy with a metal arm is fun, they're lying to you. Just saying. There's your PSA for the day, or ah. Whatever.
[His head tilts slightly, eyebrows scrunching into a more indignant glare. He starts to cross his arms, but winces when the movement hurts his ribs. He chooses to rest them on his desk instead.]
Anyway, speaking of weird shit, which one of you dicks broke my suit? It was fine, and now it's gone all dumbass-Skynet on me. Personally, my vote's on our oh-so-helpful scientist-hosts. They're catastrophically stupid enough to mess with my stuff. Where's that lady with a stick up her ass? Maybe it was her.
Anybody ever tells you fighting a guy with a metal arm is fun, they're lying to you. Just saying. There's your PSA for the day, or ah. Whatever.
[His head tilts slightly, eyebrows scrunching into a more indignant glare. He starts to cross his arms, but winces when the movement hurts his ribs. He chooses to rest them on his desk instead.]
Anyway, speaking of weird shit, which one of you dicks broke my suit? It was fine, and now it's gone all dumbass-Skynet on me. Personally, my vote's on our oh-so-helpful scientist-hosts. They're catastrophically stupid enough to mess with my stuff. Where's that lady with a stick up her ass? Maybe it was her.
saeng seong has the oddest firewall: the thread
[...and suddenly, all that can be seen or heard on Tony's screen is this]
what a good thread
Better than a Rick Roll.Moreover, it's a challenge. He takes a few minutes with the camera off to write up a Program Smarter than You for JARVIS to run, meant to steadily chip away at the firewall until he's in.... Yep. He named his hacking program PSY.]
Wait, so. You're trying to tell me that a magical land where hugs and cuddles make the world go round, that's--that's science. But mass hallucinations and neurological symptoms that just happen to be solved most of the time by hugs and cuddles? That's the Pope's business. Really? I mean, seriously?
i think you mean the best
...and apparently the firewall did not like that with what it opens next.]
Ah, the general misconception. A subject I could enlighten you upon, but judging by the background noise... [Was that the volume on the device being turned up? Why, yes it was.] ...you are attempting to hack in and find them yourself.
[How rude, taking advantage of her generosity. Perhaps she will rescind that recommendation for him and an opportunity to glimpse deeper into the technological side of the city.]