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[ironyman]

[So after this, in which Tony's suit went crazy and tried to kill Bucky, and Bucky went crazy and tried to kill Tony, this guy here is pretty beat up. Bandages all over from knife wounds, bruises, he's just a mess. There's a particularly nasty bruise around his neck, because a certain cyborg assassin keeps trying to strangle him. However, his snark is (perhaps unfortunately) still entirely intact.]

Anybody ever tells you fighting a guy with a metal arm is fun, they're lying to you. Just saying. There's your PSA for the day, or ah. Whatever.

[His head tilts slightly, eyebrows scrunching into a more indignant glare. He starts to cross his arms, but winces when the movement hurts his ribs. He chooses to rest them on his desk instead.]

Anyway, speaking of weird shit, which one of you dicks broke my suit? It was fine, and now it's gone all dumbass-Skynet on me. Personally, my vote's on our oh-so-helpful scientist-hosts. They're catastrophically stupid enough to mess with my stuff. Where's that lady with a stick up her ass? Maybe it was her.

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[arnhaid]

Hold up. What about fightin' Strongarm?

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[ironyman]

Strongarm--what? How many names does this guy need?

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[arnhaid]

I dunno, that's what I call him, but that ain't important.

What happened?

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[ironyman]

[here's a really exaggerated sigh. Since Ironhide can't see his amazingly sarcastic expression. He's super tired of that question already.]

My highly advanced suit of armor went ballistic and apparently attacked him. Then he went ballistic and attacked me.

That makes me the only one not at fault. You know. In case that wasn't clear.

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[arnhaid]

Eugh... just a big mess all around.

[SIIIIGH why does everything have to be so insane.]

You seen a medic yet?

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[ironyman]

[because 70 years of brain-frying and Tony, Ironhide. Yes, Tony is his own reason.]

Ah, does it look like I've seen a medic?

[And he must be really feeling shitty, because he actually answers a second time with less sarcasm.] First aid. I know a thing or two about getting banged up.

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[arnhaid]

I dunno, I just met you human types recently.

[Well, it doesn't look good, that's for sure.]

If you gotta go see somebody, I know a doc.

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[ironyman]

[He doesn't immediately decline, at least?]

Uh huh. And is he a robot doc? Cause warm squishy doesn't really work like hard and metally, I gotta tell you. No offense.

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[arnhaid]

Yeah, but he's been here a while. I sent him someone else a while back... He could take a look, at least.

[Look at all the faith in Ratchet he's got.]