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touchscreens2014-09-06 05:11 pm
ironyman) wrote in touchscreens2014-09-06 05:11 pm
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[So after this, in which Tony's suit went crazy and tried to kill Bucky, and Bucky went crazy and tried to kill Tony, this guy here is pretty beat up. Bandages all over from knife wounds, bruises, he's just a mess. There's a particularly nasty bruise around his neck, because a certain cyborg assassin keeps trying to strangle him. However, his snark is (perhaps unfortunately) still entirely intact.]
Anybody ever tells you fighting a guy with a metal arm is fun, they're lying to you. Just saying. There's your PSA for the day, or ah. Whatever.
[His head tilts slightly, eyebrows scrunching into a more indignant glare. He starts to cross his arms, but winces when the movement hurts his ribs. He chooses to rest them on his desk instead.]
Anyway, speaking of weird shit, which one of you dicks broke my suit? It was fine, and now it's gone all dumbass-Skynet on me. Personally, my vote's on our oh-so-helpful scientist-hosts. They're catastrophically stupid enough to mess with my stuff. Where's that lady with a stick up her ass? Maybe it was her.
Anybody ever tells you fighting a guy with a metal arm is fun, they're lying to you. Just saying. There's your PSA for the day, or ah. Whatever.
[His head tilts slightly, eyebrows scrunching into a more indignant glare. He starts to cross his arms, but winces when the movement hurts his ribs. He chooses to rest them on his desk instead.]
Anyway, speaking of weird shit, which one of you dicks broke my suit? It was fine, and now it's gone all dumbass-Skynet on me. Personally, my vote's on our oh-so-helpful scientist-hosts. They're catastrophically stupid enough to mess with my stuff. Where's that lady with a stick up her ass? Maybe it was her.
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[Hello, there's someone very large and very made out of metal filling the video screen.]
...what do you mean by 'suit,' exactly?
[video]
Armor. You know, suit of armor? Hard and shiny outside, warm and squishy inside?
[video]
I wasn't aware humans still used those. How did it break?
[video]
It got a bug, it glitched. And I'm trying to figure out who did it. [it certainly wasn't because he built it in three days on no sleep. That would be silly!]
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[He watches Tony for a moment, looking deeply considering, then speaks again as though against his better judgment.]
I'm a medic, not an engineer, so I don't know how much I'd be able to help with a human coding issue. But I've been collecting materials for physical repairs, and if you need something I can see if we have anything spare.