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[ironyman]

[So after this, in which Tony's suit went crazy and tried to kill Bucky, and Bucky went crazy and tried to kill Tony, this guy here is pretty beat up. Bandages all over from knife wounds, bruises, he's just a mess. There's a particularly nasty bruise around his neck, because a certain cyborg assassin keeps trying to strangle him. However, his snark is (perhaps unfortunately) still entirely intact.]

Anybody ever tells you fighting a guy with a metal arm is fun, they're lying to you. Just saying. There's your PSA for the day, or ah. Whatever.

[His head tilts slightly, eyebrows scrunching into a more indignant glare. He starts to cross his arms, but winces when the movement hurts his ribs. He chooses to rest them on his desk instead.]

Anyway, speaking of weird shit, which one of you dicks broke my suit? It was fine, and now it's gone all dumbass-Skynet on me. Personally, my vote's on our oh-so-helpful scientist-hosts. They're catastrophically stupid enough to mess with my stuff. Where's that lady with a stick up her ass? Maybe it was her.

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[Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

[Oh shit those look terrible.]

Do you mind telling me where you are? If those wounds haven't been healed, I can help

[Private]

[ironyman]

[Tony doesn't really get why Yu made this private, but whatever, he'll go with what the kid wants.]

I'm at my place. Obviously. [Where else would he go? Ugh, kids.] If by "help" you mean a whole lot of morphine, then you're welcome to swing by.

[Private] -->[Action]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

[For reasons smartass.]

You can say I have something like it.

[Thank god the buildings are all connected because he is knocking on that door ten minutes after sending that message. Also with a little friend over his shoulder. Like weird paper dog foxes Tony?]

[Action]

[ironyman]

[what a cryptic and unhelpful message. In fact, Tony is just about to ask when there is a knock at his door. Tony glances back but makes no move to get up. He hurts, okay!]

You want to get that for me, JARVIS? Assuming it's not the Ghost of Christmas 1945 come back to finish me off.

[Yu will find the door swinging open seemingly of its own accord and Tony at his desk with a glass of scotch. And since Tony hasn't yet turned to look at his guest, his opinions on weird paper dog foxes have yet to be discovered.]

[Action]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

[Good thing Makami hasn't decided to fly right over and spook the shit out of him. But once Yu walks through the threshold, he calls out.]

Stark-san? I got medicine for you.