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[butwonderful]

[ Excuse the awkward robot with the ears. ]

Hi there. I know we've had some new arrivals recently. My name is Drift and I'm-

I'm an Autobot. I want to apologize for all the commotion lately. Things seem to have um. Settled. They've settled.

On that note, I'd love to open the option of self defense classes to anyone who is interested, or if you are already inclined, I'd be happy to spar.

So. Um. Let me know! Humans, cybertronians, and any other species fully welcome! If you'd like to learn swordplay, I'd also be happy to teach.

Drift out!

[ Awkward wave. ]

Comments

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[arnhaid]

Y'want another?

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[butwonderful]

A chance to spar with you? I wouldn't pass it up.

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[arnhaid]

Aw, c'mon, it ain't anything special.

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[butwonderful]

Are you kidding me? You're practically legendary.

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[arnhaid]

... Uh.

Okay. If you say... so. Is this the bad kinda legendary or what, here?

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[butwonderful]

Only if you're a Decepticon.

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[arnhaid]

You know... that really explains a whole lot.

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[butwonderful]

Oh. In a bad way?

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[arnhaid]

Uh, well.

Explains why the little bomb guy keeps shrieking and running, anyway.

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[butwonderful]

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyeah that would do it. He's excitable, though.

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[arnhaid]

Yeah, I... kinda picked up on that part.

See? I got a little processing power in here.

[TAP TAP the forehead.]