[Video]

[butwonderful]

[ Excuse the awkward robot with the ears. ]

Hi there. I know we've had some new arrivals recently. My name is Drift and I'm-

I'm an Autobot. I want to apologize for all the commotion lately. Things seem to have um. Settled. They've settled.

On that note, I'd love to open the option of self defense classes to anyone who is interested, or if you are already inclined, I'd be happy to spar.

So. Um. Let me know! Humans, cybertronians, and any other species fully welcome! If you'd like to learn swordplay, I'd also be happy to teach.

Drift out!

[ Awkward wave. ]

Comments

AUDIO;

[forcowardice]

Well, Chromia's teaching me, but I could stand to have multiple teachers I guess.

[Video]

[knightunbraided]

What a marvelous idea! I could use a few lessons myself!

[Is he being coy? Naaaaaah.]

AUDIO;

[butwonderful]

I would be happy to.

[Video]

[butwonderful]

I highly doubt I could teach you a damn thing.

AUDIO;

[forcowardice]

Thanks, Drift. I'm not very strong, but I'm a fast runner. Got that going for me.

AUDIO;

[butwonderful]

We'll start there then, always a way to use speed to your advantage.

[Video]

[knightunbraided]

As far as you know.

You might surprise me. You've done it before.

[Video]

[butwonderful]

Oh stop.

[Video]

[knightunbraided]

I absolutely refuse.

AUDIO;

[forcowardice]

Sure. Okay. Like... running.

[Video]

[butwonderful]

Quit!

AUDIO;

[butwonderful]

Like running... but with your whole body. And not in the opposite direction.

[Video]

[knightunbraided]

Now I'm tempted to talk about all your good points.

Starting with your charming smile.

[Video]

[butwonderful]

Oh come on don't-

Nahhhhh no quit it! Knock it off!

AUDIO;

[forcowardice]

...Ohhh. Um.

I don't know if I can do this.

[Video]

[knightunbraided]

Drift has a lovely smile that makes my spark fill with joy~

And a laugh that makes me happy whenever I hear it~

AUDIO;

[butwonderful]

Come on, Fulcrum! Let me see that fierce Decepticon fire! You can do it! Give me a growl!

Re: [Video]

[butwonderful]

WING IT'S EMBARRASSING!

AUDIO;

[forcowardice]

Uhh, grr?

[Video]

[knightunbraided]

[Okay okay he'll quit it.

But now he's laughing. Sorry Drift, you'll never not amuse him.]

AUDIO;

[butwonderful]

Louder!

[Video]

[butwonderful]

KNOCK IT OFF IT'S NOT FUNNY!

[Video]

[knightunbraided]

Oh, but it is!

[He manages to stop though. And put on a semi-serious face.]

Relax Drift, a few compliments never hurt anyone.

[Video]

[butwonderful]

I think I may actually die from it.

AUDIO;

[forcowardice]

G-grr!