[video]

[luckyegging]

[The video opens with a close up of a tiny, yellow face. A nose-less face that has a rather dastardly grin on its face.]

Hey, Togebo! This is my broadcast, okay?

[There's a small protest of 'Toge!' before the camera swings around to reveal a teenage boy with what appears to be a purple monkey on his shoulder.]

Yo! So I've met a few people already, but I haven't really gotten a chance to try out this messaging system yet. I realized that since there's apparently two of me around here it might be a good idea to clear things up!

My name's Gold, and my double is called Ethan. You can tell who you're talking to by our eye color. Mine are gold, like my name! [He points to his eyes helpfully.] Easy enough, right?

Anyway! I also wanted to extend an offer to any ladies out there who might be having a hard time finding someone to cuddle with. Any time you need me, day or night, I can be there in a flash! [He nods with a cocky grin.] Or, y'know, if some creepy old guy is trying to put the moves on you! I can teach them a thing or two about courtesy.

Comments

[luckyegging]

No way, I could hug a guy if he was really sick or somethin'!

[ichoosefight]

You're totally scared to hug dudes. You know hugging won't make you gay, right?

[luckyegging]

Of course it won't, that's dumb.

[ichoosefight]

Then why not extend your offer to everyone in need? Or are you just a perv.

[luckyegging]

Don't know how it is where you come from lady, but where I come from guys aren't really in to cuddling with other guys. We prefer stuff like back slaps and maybe a punch or two.

[ichoosefight]

Yeah, where I'm from that stems from homophobia.

[luckyegging]

Yeah well, I already told ya I don't think that way. If you don't believe me, not much I can do about that.

[ichoosefight]

Yuh huh. I think you just want to get your hands on some girls. [ Wow when she says it like that it sounds a lot less teasing. ]

[luckyegging]

Kind of hard to cuddle without hands, isn't it?

[ichoosefight]

[ Okay this teasing is now officially far too serious. ]

You know if you just want to cuddle with a cute girl you can always just ask. You don't have to wait until she's dying.

[luckyegging]

I figured this public service announcement would work for that, too!

[ichoosefight]

[ All she can say is: ]

Classy.