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[luckyegging]

[The video opens with a close up of a tiny, yellow face. A nose-less face that has a rather dastardly grin on its face.]

Hey, Togebo! This is my broadcast, okay?

[There's a small protest of 'Toge!' before the camera swings around to reveal a teenage boy with what appears to be a purple monkey on his shoulder.]

Yo! So I've met a few people already, but I haven't really gotten a chance to try out this messaging system yet. I realized that since there's apparently two of me around here it might be a good idea to clear things up!

My name's Gold, and my double is called Ethan. You can tell who you're talking to by our eye color. Mine are gold, like my name! [He points to his eyes helpfully.] Easy enough, right?

Anyway! I also wanted to extend an offer to any ladies out there who might be having a hard time finding someone to cuddle with. Any time you need me, day or night, I can be there in a flash! [He nods with a cocky grin.] Or, y'know, if some creepy old guy is trying to put the moves on you! I can teach them a thing or two about courtesy.

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[nohugging]

What kind of moves would old men put on us? That sounds like a terrible idea if they're planning to get anywhere later.

[excuse Rin for a bit, she's a bit...literal-minded.]

But I appreciate your offer. I'm not very good at cuddling.

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[luckyegging]

It's really easy! You've got to have had a stuffed animal when you were really little, right? It's kinda like that.

[nohugging]

I don't see how they're the same at all. You're not an animal.

[luckyegging]

Haha, some people would argue that! But yeah, it's not exactly the same I guess. Stuffed animals aren't warm n' stuff.

[nohugging]

Also, they can't feel pain.

[demimaudite]

"...

"Are you for real?"

[luckyegging]

100% for real. Someone needs to be there for girls in need!

[demimaudite]

Shura is still not believing this.

"You sound like like a creepy old man."

[luckyegging]

I'm 16! If that's old to you, you've gotta be in Kindergarten or something!

[demimaudite]

"Scratch that. You sound creepy, period."

[luckyegging]

Geez, you're harsh! Guess I'll just have to prove myself to everyone here.

[demimaudite]

"Of course I'm harsh. I met people who talk like you. They're only interested in coercing girls into sex." Which explains why she is currently less than impressed by Gold.

[luckyegging]

... dude! Are you some kind of pervert? I don't want that!

[demimaudite]

Shura huffed. "I should be the one asking you that! It's what you sound like when you claim to be there for 'girls in need'!"

[luckyegging]

Your mind's in the gutter! I'm talking about cuddling, not that other stuff.

[demimaudite]

"I'm being careful. There's a big difference. You're a guy, you probably don't get it." Even if Shura could KO Gold in one punch, you never know.

[luckyegging]

Never said I was forcing anyone to take my help! Do what you want.

[boutonnieres]

You sure have strange creatures around you. [ He's wondering if they're tamed monsters are something. ACTUALLY, he takes that back. Togebo's face is kind of menacing. The double thing doesn't surprise him since he came across the obvious double Kaworus earlier in his stay here. ]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Gold... Unfortunately, don't you think your offer came off little strong? [ Though he isn't a girl, he can sense the slight creepy. ]

I am sorry for so many edits kept choosing the wrong icons.

[luckyegging]

Those're my Pokemon! They're my best buds. [The monkey waves his tail-like hand with a cheeky grin.]

Ya gotta be confident! If you don't believe in yourself, how can others believe in you?

IT'S ALL RIGHT

[boutonnieres]

... Pokemon? [ THE MONKEY IS KIND OF CUTE. ] I never heard of anything like that before, but it's possibly because they're not native to my world.

There's a fine line between confident and... How should I say it? Dodgy?

[luckyegging]

S'okay, nobody but my double seems to know what they are here.

Hey, don't sweat it! I know what I'm doing. I'm already helping one girl out!

[boutonnieres]

Doubles seem to be a normal thing here, doesn't it... I've met seemingly two of the same person here. Don't you find that a little strange? [ WAIT WAIT WHAT THIS PIPSQUEAK GOT A GIRL SO EASILY?!?!? ]

I... see! That's good to hear. I hope you treat the fair maiden well.

[luckyegging]

'Course I do! But he seems like an alright guy. If it were one of those evil twins you see in movies I'd be more worried.

[Aw yeah be jealous, guy!]

Like a princess!

[boutonnieres]

[ HE IS SO JEALOUS but he be damned by Naga if he were going to blurt that out loud to some kid. ]

Ah, I'm sorry. You lost me at the last half--what's a movie exactly?

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[ichoosefight]

So, just out of curiosity, are you at all aware of how much of an ass you sound like? [ So she says, but she looks fairly amused. He's even younger than she is, and has all the ego of a guy going through puberty. ]

[luckyegging]

Man, tough crowd around here! They're gonna have a hell of a time getting people hugging with this kind of outlook.

[ichoosefight]

Are you too scared to hug boys?

[luckyegging]

No way, I could hug a guy if he was really sick or somethin'!

[ichoosefight]

You're totally scared to hug dudes. You know hugging won't make you gay, right?

[luckyegging]

Of course it won't, that's dumb.

[ichoosefight]

Then why not extend your offer to everyone in need? Or are you just a perv.

[luckyegging]

Don't know how it is where you come from lady, but where I come from guys aren't really in to cuddling with other guys. We prefer stuff like back slaps and maybe a punch or two.

[ichoosefight]

Yeah, where I'm from that stems from homophobia.

[luckyegging]

Yeah well, I already told ya I don't think that way. If you don't believe me, not much I can do about that.

[ichoosefight]

Yuh huh. I think you just want to get your hands on some girls. [ Wow when she says it like that it sounds a lot less teasing. ]

[luckyegging]

Kind of hard to cuddle without hands, isn't it?

[ichoosefight]

[ Okay this teasing is now officially far too serious. ]

You know if you just want to cuddle with a cute girl you can always just ask. You don't have to wait until she's dying.

[luckyegging]

I figured this public service announcement would work for that, too!

[ichoosefight]

[ All she can say is: ]

Classy.