001 (Mickey's Revue) | Video

[thekingsshield]

 [So hello everyone, you get to see a giant, clothes-wearing, standing upright talking dog today. Life here may have gotten a tad stranger. But he's out in the city, waving to the device, as happy as can be.]

So this is how it works! Never did understand how these thing-a-ma-bobs go... That's more Chip and Dale's style. But now that I know what I'm doing, I figured it was time I said hello ta everyone here!

My name's Goofy! It's nice ta meet all of ya! I heard that we all gotta touch in order to keep up the energy, so don't you worry! I love a good hug! Iff'n you ever need a boost, here I am!

Aw, I sure wish hugs and hand holdin' could be used ta save worlds more often. 

Comments

[thekingsshield]

Hmmm... Now I ain't sure what ta think!

[staystraught]

I don't, either, to be honest, but the hugging seems to keep them happy.

I know I shouldn't be anything but thrilled by hippie progress like that, but it's so not what I'm used to.

[thekingsshield]

Well, long as folks are happy, then we should be happy too! It's just like catchin' a cold!

[staystraught]

I guess that's one way to think of it.

One slightly less sanitary way to think of it, but you sounded for a minute there like worldhopping wasn't a big deal for you. Something you mentioned about other people doing something better than you?

[thekingsshield]

Ya mean Chip and Dale? They're real smart when it comes ta machines and doo-dads like this! They've built Gummi Ships and computers and all kinda neat stuff.

[staystraught]

[Sounds like they'd be useful to have around for a... project or two, but no use dreaming the impossible dream.]

And you do the heavy lifting for them? Or what?

[thekingsshield]

Aw no, I don't help 'em that much. I can be a lil' clumsy sometimes.

[staystraught]

Did you get the name Goofy before or after you found that out?