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[Seventeen mortal days. Seventeen days and he had yet to find a way out of here. So many of his plans seemingly ruined by a group of mortals with more power than they rightfully should have. He had looked and crept around, looking for whatever brought him here, but there were no buildings as conspicuous as the Bi-fröst or any devices as strange as the device to harness the Teseract. In fact, they couldn't have the Teseract, that was safely on Asgard, and there should be no other mystical artifacts like it in the universe.

So, how did he come to be here? After much debate, Loki decided to turn to his fellow prisoners. He did not do so without much thought, what were the chances of any of these having even an infinitesimal amount of knowledge of multi-dimensional, magical physics? He has found an access point for the network, and is sitting as comfortably as possible, when he feels quite ill. In fact, as soon as he turns on the feed, he sneezes... straight into a teacup, splashing brown liquid in his face. Oops, it appears that this god of mischief hasn't been keeping up with the required amount of physical contact]

My apologies. [he manages to get a handkerchief from his pocket and wipe his nose. He has been ill in the past, but his is different, he can feel his powers drain and he feels tired. This is more than the sniffles] What diseases are native to this land? Has anyone made an advance study of them?

[a violent shiver knocks the video askew. You can see the library of building 2 before Loki rights it] If any know what will cure this dreadful cold, I would be grateful to hear your advice.

[he clears his throat, which had gone a little hoarse] Now, for the other reason of this message. I am forced to conclude that this universe is not the universe I am from. Unless one has found whatever device or artifact was used to bring us here.

If any would like to discuss this or offer advice for this cold, I can be found in the library of apartment building two. [never let it said he couldn't play polite]

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[absolutely not freaking out over here, not thinking about crazy other dimensions and portals and other things that make it hard to breathe. Nope, not at all.]

Hey, look what the cat dragged in!

So, tell me. Is this your punishment for attempting world domination, you rat bastard? The Carebears treatment? Or were you sucked here like the rest of us? Either way Asgardian justice is looking pretty disappointing, gotta say.

[Yeah, that was super tough and not at all anxiety attack-y. Great job, Tony]

[oh it's Tony Stark... and wonderful, he recognizes Loki. Well, this isn't the first time he's had to worm his way out of something. And Stark had given him a wonderful opportunity. He had not been dubbed the God of Lies for no reason]

What reason would Asgard have to punish me? [and he can say this with a straight face even as he wonders what Carebears mean]

[and Tony takes the bait, mainly because he's not thinking terribly clearly at the moment. Sleep deprivation's a bitch, isn't it?]

Ah, attempts at world domination? And I say attempts because, well, let's face it. You didn't even get close, did you. Still got a hole in my floor shaped like you, by the way.

Also you dress funny, so. There's that. Fashion crimes are serious business.

[Well, Loki is certainly not going to correct Tony, and he'll continue to play to his lie]

Attempts? What reason would I have to take over a planet of mortals? [and somehow he manages not to flinch at the mention of the hole that Hulk made for him. Oh, Tony, he's going to play with you, but first]

Your plebeian taste in clothing is noted. I doubt you have any real authority in bringing charges to bear should a real crime against fashion occur. [he makes a show of looking at what Tony is wearing and grimacing]

[and Tony responds with an exaggerated thinking face] Let's see, ah, yep, don't know, don't care. Pretty sure Thor said something about not getting hugged enough, being adopted... Whatever.

Oh, and? You can't talk, Hanoi Rocks. That look was cool in the 80's, now we use shampoo.

From what I heard, it was you who did not get hugged enough. [burn for a burn]

Hanoi Rocks? [is that related to Rock of Ages? Why did this mortal keep bringing up rocks?] Do you have a fetish for stones?

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