3rd Freedom Ring | Visual

[hamburgerhero]

[Compared to his last network announcement America looks much healthier and far happier. He's sitting in his apartment as he speaks over the video feed. His pet goldfish are in a fish bowl behind him.]

I want to send out a thank you to everyone who supported me during my time in the hospital. I was released after recovery and questioning on a good note though it seems the reason for my collapse had nothing to do with Saeng Seong. I have been assured that Canada and the others were returned home safely. AHAHAHA! [Eye twitch. Yeah he still has his suspicions.]

[He clears his throat.] But on to another topic that I feel needs addressing...

Tell me I'm not the only one here who noticed that the closest thing they have to burgers in this world are sad pieces of flavored tofu between pieces of bread. All the beef you ever see is served as steak- hey I love my T-bone but really there are no true American hamburgers here.

I intend to change that! [He puffs out his chest.]

Starting today I'll be looking into locations and suppliers to start a gourmet burger joint here in the city. For all my fellow Americans, I hope to provide you with a little taste of home, and for the rest of you a taste of awesome!

Eventually I'll need employees, and I'm extending an invitation first to my fellow visitors to consider working for me. If you're interested let me know what your experience and skills are.

I'm sure this burger joint will be a great opportunity for us to meet the locals and find out more about them and their city. [This is followed by a very obvious wink wink nudge nudge.]

Comments

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[hamburgerhero]

Soup on the side, sure! Or chili. [forget u salad] -Hey that's another thing you wouldn't know isn't it? Gosh! I ought to make a point of introducing you to new foods.

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[beforetights]

[He bounces up and down.]

I would like that, Lord Alfred! I love food!

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[hamburgerhero]

Alright then. You and Dia too- I'll treat you both to some awesome meals once I start working on the menu for my restaurant.

[beforetights]

[He nods.]

Can I work at your restaurant after it's all open? And Diarmuid too? And can you introduce us to the food fairies who help make the food?

[hamburgerhero]

Whoa don't get too far ahead of yourself Bro. You and Dia have to save time for your warrior training don't you?

[Also child labor is against the law.]

[beforetights]

Yes, but we can work when we're not training.

[He mainly wants to see if there are food fairies.]

[hamburgerhero]

What? Are you dying to learn how to cook or something? You wouldn't rather play during your spare time?

[beforetights]

We play all the time! Practice is like our playing. And I wanna meet the food fairies so I can play with them too!