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[Compared to his last network announcement America looks much healthier and far happier. He's sitting in his apartment as he speaks over the video feed. His pet goldfish are in a fish bowl behind him.]

I want to send out a thank you to everyone who supported me during my time in the hospital. I was released after recovery and questioning on a good note though it seems the reason for my collapse had nothing to do with Saeng Seong. I have been assured that Canada and the others were returned home safely. AHAHAHA! [Eye twitch. Yeah he still has his suspicions.]

[He clears his throat.] But on to another topic that I feel needs addressing...

Tell me I'm not the only one here who noticed that the closest thing they have to burgers in this world are sad pieces of flavored tofu between pieces of bread. All the beef you ever see is served as steak- hey I love my T-bone but really there are no true American hamburgers here.

I intend to change that! [He puffs out his chest.]

Starting today I'll be looking into locations and suppliers to start a gourmet burger joint here in the city. For all my fellow Americans, I hope to provide you with a little taste of home, and for the rest of you a taste of awesome!

Eventually I'll need employees, and I'm extending an invitation first to my fellow visitors to consider working for me. If you're interested let me know what your experience and skills are.

I'm sure this burger joint will be a great opportunity for us to meet the locals and find out more about them and their city. [This is followed by a very obvious wink wink nudge nudge.]

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[Even better than McDonalds. Just wait and see.]

Well there's some steak and chicken in the city- I've seen it on menus and eaten it myself and it tasted legit. I'll track down the people who supply other restaurants.

Though it is surprising they have that much meat now that you mention it. Where the heck are the animals raised around here? Must not be too close to the apartments or we'd smell it.

It must be in one of those closed off districts. They wouldn't want us to get in their way, right?

[ Seems to make the most sense to her. ] Oh, I want to go see them now.

Must be. Or they're really well hidden in on of the open districts. Those cows would need an open range to graze in though. [Oh now all this open range talk has him feeling nostalgic.]

If the suppliers allow visitors I'll let you know.

Oh, an open range... is there any place like that? The park was recently opened up and there were a few animals there.

[ So it seems to make sense to her that there might be a district that's open range.

Though she doesn't yet express her gratitude at his offer to let her know. She neglects it in favor of wondering just where all the animals are. ]

I didn't see any cows when I visited there. Maybe I just wasn't looking hard enough. I'll have to ask the locals.

If you're dying to see cute animals... [He gestures behind himself towards the fish bowl on his kitchen counter where his gold fish are swimming in circles and glowing.]

The pet store in District 3 is full of 'em.

Oh, there's a pet store! [ She's gushing at the thought. ]

Sometimes farm animals are a lot cuter though than the ones they have at pet stores. They're much larger, that's for sure.

Yeah.Horses and cows really are sweet things. Big and cute is hard to resist. [Now he's going to sit there and miss his super sized cute pet.]

Makes me think of Whale Friend back home.

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