America ★ Alfred F. Jones (
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3rd Freedom Ring | Visual
[Compared to his last network announcement America looks much healthier and far happier. He's sitting in his apartment as he speaks over the video feed. His pet goldfish are in a fish bowl behind him.]
I want to send out a thank you to everyone who supported me during my time in the hospital. I was released after recovery and questioning on a good note though it seems the reason for my collapse had nothing to do with Saeng Seong. I have been assured that Canada and the others were returned home safely. AHAHAHA! [Eye twitch. Yeah he still has his suspicions.]
[He clears his throat.] But on to another topic that I feel needs addressing...
Tell me I'm not the only one here who noticed that the closest thing they have to burgers in this world are sad pieces of flavored tofu between pieces of bread. All the beef you ever see is served as steak- hey I love my T-bone but really there are no true American hamburgers here.
I intend to change that! [He puffs out his chest.]
Starting today I'll be looking into locations and suppliers to start a gourmet burger joint here in the city. For all my fellow Americans, I hope to provide you with a little taste of home, and for the rest of you a taste of awesome!
Eventually I'll need employees, and I'm extending an invitation first to my fellow visitors to consider working for me. If you're interested let me know what your experience and skills are.
I'm sure this burger joint will be a great opportunity for us to meet the locals and find out more about them and their city. [This is followed by a very obvious wink wink nudge nudge.]
I want to send out a thank you to everyone who supported me during my time in the hospital. I was released after recovery and questioning on a good note though it seems the reason for my collapse had nothing to do with Saeng Seong. I have been assured that Canada and the others were returned home safely. AHAHAHA! [Eye twitch. Yeah he still has his suspicions.]
[He clears his throat.] But on to another topic that I feel needs addressing...
Tell me I'm not the only one here who noticed that the closest thing they have to burgers in this world are sad pieces of flavored tofu between pieces of bread. All the beef you ever see is served as steak- hey I love my T-bone but really there are no true American hamburgers here.
I intend to change that! [He puffs out his chest.]
Starting today I'll be looking into locations and suppliers to start a gourmet burger joint here in the city. For all my fellow Americans, I hope to provide you with a little taste of home, and for the rest of you a taste of awesome!
Eventually I'll need employees, and I'm extending an invitation first to my fellow visitors to consider working for me. If you're interested let me know what your experience and skills are.
I'm sure this burger joint will be a great opportunity for us to meet the locals and find out more about them and their city. [This is followed by a very obvious wink wink nudge nudge.]
[video]
[Are those stars in his eyes?]
[video]
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B- Me and my staff will keep an eye on the locals who come in to eat.
C- Foreign cuisine always attracts rich and powerful people. Just wait until that lady Irene gets a bite of her first burger! Soon she'll be bringing her boss in to eat.
D um... Did I say I miss hamburgers?
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...And what's this about you being in the hospital?
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I collapsed after I went to the government building to ask about Canada and the others. I think something bad happened at home so I wasn't feeling too great for a while there.
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Are you saying you don't have your connection at all?! Are you just a regular human right now?!
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Y-You know there are several Americans here. It could be them helping to uh boost the signal. I bet Japan would feel right at home- there are a ton of his people here.
And uh funny enough a lot of my fellow Americans just happen to be New Yorkers so... I bet that helps too. [Without thinking he tugs at the material of his shirt over his heart.]
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blame it on Steve][video; private]
[so they're storybook and legend characters. so what?]
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UH! I don't know what the explanation is but I'm sure there is one! Maybe that medical lady Mai has some answers! Or uh! Hey, I've been here longer! When I first came here I couldn't really feel it but it started to get stronger again with time. Like uh... getting used to the muffled sensation of it or something. I'm sure you're just fine! We can ask Molossia or Italy- if we can find him- how they're feeling!
[Amid his worry he is reminded of an old memory.
"Awthur? Why are you sad? Can I make it better with a hug?"]
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It doesn't matter! [he suddenly yells] If I can't feel our world, then that's fine! It just makes me want to return all the more!
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Yeah. That's the goal... Everything will be better when we get home again.
[Now he doesn't really know what to say. Try to comfort the guy and get an angry response. It's not very encouraging, kind of off-putting really. America has trouble not giving a long face.]
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I'm not going to get comfortable here! No matter what happens, I will not give in to these kidnappers! Unlike you, I won't be side-tracked!
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See that it does.
[and before he can pop off again, England is ending the feed. he'll go brood somewhere else where America doesn't have to deal with him]
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