hamburgerhero: (Yℴu just gℴtta ɪgɳɪtε thε lɪght)
America ★ Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] hamburgerhero) wrote in [community profile] touchscreens2013-11-10 10:33 pm

3rd Freedom Ring | Visual

[Compared to his last network announcement America looks much healthier and far happier. He's sitting in his apartment as he speaks over the video feed. His pet goldfish are in a fish bowl behind him.]

I want to send out a thank you to everyone who supported me during my time in the hospital. I was released after recovery and questioning on a good note though it seems the reason for my collapse had nothing to do with Saeng Seong. I have been assured that Canada and the others were returned home safely. AHAHAHA! [Eye twitch. Yeah he still has his suspicions.]

[He clears his throat.] But on to another topic that I feel needs addressing...

Tell me I'm not the only one here who noticed that the closest thing they have to burgers in this world are sad pieces of flavored tofu between pieces of bread. All the beef you ever see is served as steak- hey I love my T-bone but really there are no true American hamburgers here.

I intend to change that! [He puffs out his chest.]

Starting today I'll be looking into locations and suppliers to start a gourmet burger joint here in the city. For all my fellow Americans, I hope to provide you with a little taste of home, and for the rest of you a taste of awesome!

Eventually I'll need employees, and I'm extending an invitation first to my fellow visitors to consider working for me. If you're interested let me know what your experience and skills are.

I'm sure this burger joint will be a great opportunity for us to meet the locals and find out more about them and their city. [This is followed by a very obvious wink wink nudge nudge.]
unionjackoff: (are ringing through my opened ears)

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[personal profile] unionjackoff 2013-11-14 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Just why are you concerned about whether or not these people have hamburgers?
unionjackoff: (i don't know why you say goodbye)

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[personal profile] unionjackoff 2013-11-16 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I still think this is a stupid idea. You should be helping me gather information! [never mind the fact that England is starving and suffering from a lack of good tea]

...And what's this about you being in the hospital?
unionjackoff: (they tumble blindly as)

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[personal profile] unionjackoff 2013-11-23 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
...Are you still connected to home? How?
unionjackoff: (who is it for)

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[personal profile] unionjackoff 2013-11-23 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
I-I wouldn't call myself a regular human! [but he hasn't felt a connection since he's gotten here... how is America able to feel his people? England's gone pale]
unionjackoff: (and in my hour of darkness)

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[personal profile] unionjackoff 2013-11-23 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[England looks down, and his voice gets a bit softer] But. I have citizens here, too...

[so they're storybook and legend characters. so what?]
unionjackoff: (restless wind inside a letter box)

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[personal profile] unionjackoff 2013-11-23 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[the longer America babbles on, the more upset England grows. how could America still be connected to home? it's not fair! England had been trying his hardest to get out of this dreadful place. he should still be the one who could feel London!]

It doesn't matter! [he suddenly yells] If I can't feel our world, then that's fine! It just makes me want to return all the more!
unionjackoff: (wearing the face that she keeps)

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[personal profile] unionjackoff 2013-11-23 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[he doesn't need to be comforted! certainly not by this hero!]

I'm not going to get comfortable here! No matter what happens, I will not give in to these kidnappers! Unlike you, I won't be side-tracked!
unionjackoff: (waits at the window)

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[personal profile] unionjackoff 2013-11-23 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[England grits his teeth, holding himself back from yelling. it wouldn't do to blame America just because he was having an easier time here. the hero had gone to the hospital and hadn't even said anything about it! obviously something was going on that England didn't know about. he still thought it was unfair that he had a connection to home]

See that it does.

[and before he can pop off again, England is ending the feed. he'll go brood somewhere else where America doesn't have to deal with him]