3rd Freedom Ring | Visual

[hamburgerhero]

[Compared to his last network announcement America looks much healthier and far happier. He's sitting in his apartment as he speaks over the video feed. His pet goldfish are in a fish bowl behind him.]

I want to send out a thank you to everyone who supported me during my time in the hospital. I was released after recovery and questioning on a good note though it seems the reason for my collapse had nothing to do with Saeng Seong. I have been assured that Canada and the others were returned home safely. AHAHAHA! [Eye twitch. Yeah he still has his suspicions.]

[He clears his throat.] But on to another topic that I feel needs addressing...

Tell me I'm not the only one here who noticed that the closest thing they have to burgers in this world are sad pieces of flavored tofu between pieces of bread. All the beef you ever see is served as steak- hey I love my T-bone but really there are no true American hamburgers here.

I intend to change that! [He puffs out his chest.]

Starting today I'll be looking into locations and suppliers to start a gourmet burger joint here in the city. For all my fellow Americans, I hope to provide you with a little taste of home, and for the rest of you a taste of awesome!

Eventually I'll need employees, and I'm extending an invitation first to my fellow visitors to consider working for me. If you're interested let me know what your experience and skills are.

I'm sure this burger joint will be a great opportunity for us to meet the locals and find out more about them and their city. [This is followed by a very obvious wink wink nudge nudge.]

Comments

[4balls]

I know that there is supposed to be meat on a burger, but I wasn't aware of the fact that it absolutely has to be beef. Is that a law written down somewhere?

[ He actually sounds like he'd be willing to believe that. ]

[hamburgerhero]

Uh! [Not a question he was expecting. How to say this?]

No there's no law about the ingredients- you're free to prepare a hamburger whatever way you want to. It's just... If you want a traditional true hamburger then it's made with beef.

Besides, when it's made with chicken it's a "chicken sandwich" and when it's made with tofu or the sort it's a "veggie burger." Different words give it away.

[4balls]

[ Hamburgers are more serious business than he thought.. he needs a moment to take all of this in, really. So you need beef to make a true hamburger, and else you need to call it something else, huh.. ]

Then what if you made it with pork? What would you call it then? [ Clearly this means he has to learn everything about it. Instantly. ]

[hamburgerhero]

Pork? [He has to think about that.] ...I don't think I've ever seen them made with pork. I suppose that would be a "pork burger."

Yes that's what it's going to be called! I just decided it. [nod nod]

[4balls]

Pork burger.. I understand. [ Sagenod. History is being written here in this very conversation, fast food history.. ]

In that case there would be a lot of different burgers. But the hamburger is still your ultimate favourite?

[hamburgerhero]

Definitely. Beef beats all the other kinds! And it tastes great as a cheeseburger!

[4balls]

I'll have to make sure to try the right kind then. I don't want to eat a burger if it's not a real one, since then it might not be good.

[ Or that's what he's making up from what America tells him. He's easily impressionable, okay. ]

[hamburgerhero]

Once I open up my business you can come there to get try a true hamburger.

[4balls]

.. I will, then.

[ He actually seems vaguely happy about it.. a little too serious in the usual Josuke kind of way, but happy at the same time. ]

I can't wait to try a true hamburger made by an expert.