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touchscreens2013-11-10 10:33 pm
hamburgerhero) wrote in touchscreens2013-11-10 10:33 pm
3rd Freedom Ring | Visual
[Compared to his last network announcement America looks much healthier and far happier. He's sitting in his apartment as he speaks over the video feed. His pet goldfish are in a fish bowl behind him.]
I want to send out a thank you to everyone who supported me during my time in the hospital. I was released after recovery and questioning on a good note though it seems the reason for my collapse had nothing to do with Saeng Seong. I have been assured that Canada and the others were returned home safely. AHAHAHA! [Eye twitch. Yeah he still has his suspicions.]
[He clears his throat.] But on to another topic that I feel needs addressing...
Tell me I'm not the only one here who noticed that the closest thing they have to burgers in this world are sad pieces of flavored tofu between pieces of bread. All the beef you ever see is served as steak- hey I love my T-bone but really there are no true American hamburgers here.
I intend to change that! [He puffs out his chest.]
Starting today I'll be looking into locations and suppliers to start a gourmet burger joint here in the city. For all my fellow Americans, I hope to provide you with a little taste of home, and for the rest of you a taste of awesome!
Eventually I'll need employees, and I'm extending an invitation first to my fellow visitors to consider working for me. If you're interested let me know what your experience and skills are.
I'm sure this burger joint will be a great opportunity for us to meet the locals and find out more about them and their city. [This is followed by a very obvious wink wink nudge nudge.]
I want to send out a thank you to everyone who supported me during my time in the hospital. I was released after recovery and questioning on a good note though it seems the reason for my collapse had nothing to do with Saeng Seong. I have been assured that Canada and the others were returned home safely. AHAHAHA! [Eye twitch. Yeah he still has his suspicions.]
[He clears his throat.] But on to another topic that I feel needs addressing...
Tell me I'm not the only one here who noticed that the closest thing they have to burgers in this world are sad pieces of flavored tofu between pieces of bread. All the beef you ever see is served as steak- hey I love my T-bone but really there are no true American hamburgers here.
I intend to change that! [He puffs out his chest.]
Starting today I'll be looking into locations and suppliers to start a gourmet burger joint here in the city. For all my fellow Americans, I hope to provide you with a little taste of home, and for the rest of you a taste of awesome!
Eventually I'll need employees, and I'm extending an invitation first to my fellow visitors to consider working for me. If you're interested let me know what your experience and skills are.
I'm sure this burger joint will be a great opportunity for us to meet the locals and find out more about them and their city. [This is followed by a very obvious wink wink nudge nudge.]
video. (private)
So you met England? Hope he's been treating you well though I bet he has- he's always determined to be a gentleman- especially for the ladies. Don't be fooled though, the old man is real funny and weird. If France was here he'd have a bunch of stories to tell you about him. [America laughs heartily.]
video. (private)
He's been lovely, thank you. I'm one of his, um, people? So I think he's quite happy to have me here. [ She tilts her head a little. ] What kind of stories?
[ But! Oh! ]
Sorry, I didn't even introduce myself - my name is Hermione Granger.
video. (private)
As for funny stories... [He starts snickering.] France has always had nice hair and supposedly one time in the middle ages when they were young, England got jealous of France's hair. So he grew out his own hair and started dodging the local priests because in his country at the time it was considered bad for guys to have long hair. He'd get chased by them constantly! But best of all, he didn't know a thing about taking care of his hair so it grew out into a crazy mess! France said he looked like one of those fuzzy caterpillars.
[Of course America wasn't around to witness it, but he assumed from the way England got so defensive whenever France told these stories that it must have been true.
But whoa what was this?]
...You're Hermione Granger?