001 ⚔ The first rule of Fight Club is INVITE EVERYONE

[severaty]

--ing working right yet? Gawds.

[Severa peers one eye far too close to the terminal camera before pulling away and- upon realizing that it's recording- makes a slight, frustrated noise before huffing out a 'finally!' and crossing her arms.]

Okay look, I'm not going to waste any time. Not everybody here is the touchy-feely type and frankly, it's a little obnoxious to try and make us be anyway. But a lot of us here don't mind a fight, right? And some kinds of fighting require a lot of touching- usually between fists and faces but hey. Occupational hazard, right?

[She shrugs, gnawing on her lip slightly. She's going to continue of course, but part of her is still afraid that her suggestion will seem stupid. But it's the best she's got and better to get out with it than just think it to death.]

So why not keep ourselves sharp and fill up on the touching quota by having a big sparring practice in the mornings or something? It's sure more productive than complaining about how you don't want to hug anyone, and it's good for getting frustration out.

Any takers?

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[video]

[gingerzippo]

Hey, my customers give out good handshakes and are very nice people, thank you very much.

[Good god please no. If she makes him sweat out all of the nicotine in him, god help us all.]

What time did you say that thing was at?

[video]

[severaty]

What customers? [Scandalized-] Are you charging people for contact Badou?

[No jk Severa actually hates getting sweaty, so...]

Early. I'll come drag you out of bed if I have to.

[video]

[gingerzippo]

[WOW RUDE] I do not! They're the customers at the convenience shop I work at!

[He's harmless, Severa, really. You remind him a lot of Mimi, and no matter how often they fight, he'd never hurt Mimi.]

Like you even know where I live anyway!

[video]

[severaty]

[She huffs out a laugh.]

Gawds, I wasn't serious! Like anyone would proposition you like that anyway!

[A smug grin.]

You think I couldn't find out?

[video]

[gingerzippo]

[PSH. he mumbles,] Whatever.

You could find out, but it'd be really creepy. You wanna go that route?

[video]

[severaty]

Probably.

[Don't underestimate her Badou.]

It makes for good incentive, after all.

[video]

[gingerzippo]

First sign of you sneaking around my place and I'm calling the cops, kid.

I'll be there. But, again, I ain't getting in on the action. Just spectating.