001 ⚔ The first rule of Fight Club is INVITE EVERYONE

[severaty]

--ing working right yet? Gawds.

[Severa peers one eye far too close to the terminal camera before pulling away and- upon realizing that it's recording- makes a slight, frustrated noise before huffing out a 'finally!' and crossing her arms.]

Okay look, I'm not going to waste any time. Not everybody here is the touchy-feely type and frankly, it's a little obnoxious to try and make us be anyway. But a lot of us here don't mind a fight, right? And some kinds of fighting require a lot of touching- usually between fists and faces but hey. Occupational hazard, right?

[She shrugs, gnawing on her lip slightly. She's going to continue of course, but part of her is still afraid that her suggestion will seem stupid. But it's the best she's got and better to get out with it than just think it to death.]

So why not keep ourselves sharp and fill up on the touching quota by having a big sparring practice in the mornings or something? It's sure more productive than complaining about how you don't want to hug anyone, and it's good for getting frustration out.

Any takers?

Comments

Video

[nofarplaneyet]

Sounds about right to me. That's why I like swords.

Video

[severaty]

Probably the smarter method.

[In other words, what seems less stupid to her.]

You got a weapon with you?

Re: Video

[nofarplaneyet]

*In response, Auron held up his giant sword. At least the part that would show up on the video.*

It's almost as tall as I am.

Video

[severaty]

Ye gods! [Severa jerks back a bit from the screen, startled.] You can carry that thing?

Video, that reaction made me giggle.

[nofarplaneyet]

It took a lot of strength training and it's lighter than it looks, but yes. I do.

Video, yes excellent

[severaty]

That's still.. pretty impressive.

[She knows some people who can wield some pretty big axes, but still...]

Geez, you might be better at training some of these wimps than I would.