001 ⚔ The first rule of Fight Club is INVITE EVERYONE

[severaty]

--ing working right yet? Gawds.

[Severa peers one eye far too close to the terminal camera before pulling away and- upon realizing that it's recording- makes a slight, frustrated noise before huffing out a 'finally!' and crossing her arms.]

Okay look, I'm not going to waste any time. Not everybody here is the touchy-feely type and frankly, it's a little obnoxious to try and make us be anyway. But a lot of us here don't mind a fight, right? And some kinds of fighting require a lot of touching- usually between fists and faces but hey. Occupational hazard, right?

[She shrugs, gnawing on her lip slightly. She's going to continue of course, but part of her is still afraid that her suggestion will seem stupid. But it's the best she's got and better to get out with it than just think it to death.]

So why not keep ourselves sharp and fill up on the touching quota by having a big sparring practice in the mornings or something? It's sure more productive than complaining about how you don't want to hug anyone, and it's good for getting frustration out.

Any takers?

Comments

[video]

[littlewhitelies]

"There's a few places I've seen that might work...Oh! Maybe we could make posters or fliers for it, too?"

[Just like on that episode of Hello, Megan! where there was a concert promotion! She can see it now, with lots of cute lettering and encouraging slogans.]

"It could say something like, 'For When You Need To Punch Someone-'"

[...Wait. That didn't sound quite so good out loud as it did in her head.]

"O-Or something close to that? It could help spread the word, though."

[video]

[severaty]

Fliers? Fliers might work...

[After all, they worked wonders in Ylisse as both wanted posters and recruitment. Better than nothing too.]

Hah! A little honesty never hurt anyone- and who knows, we might get some who just show up to work off some aggression, right?

[But she considers it carefully, putting a hand to her chin in thought.]

Maybe something more about keeping sharp in both fighting and keeping healthy... eugh, that's so hard to work with though.

[A slight wrinkling of the nose.]

What do you think?

[video]

[littlewhitelies]

"I think all the ideas are good; the next time I'm out flying, I'll be sure to look for a space, too. And think about how to make posters. Besides, exercise and practice are both valuable!"

[She gives the screen a green thumbs up, well warmed to the idea.]

"Maybe I can try with the posters? I think I could make something decent."

[Even if there's a shortage of naked Exalts to stick up as motivational images.]

[video]

[severaty]

You can fly? That'll definitely come in handy for scouting a location then.

[Not to mention if she were from Ylisse, she'd make for great recon.]

Sure, if you want to- I probably wouldn't want to put them up unless they were perfect if I tried, and gods knows I'd probably mess even that much up.

[It's probably for the best- there are children around after all.]

[video]

[littlewhitelies]

"Yeah! It's something I learned from my family, and it's come in handy a lot so far. I'd like to help, if I can...There's been some places I've seen in the shopping district that might work, maybe? I can look at them, at least."

[She frowns for a moment over the comment about the posters, but settles for shaking her head; it just doesn't seem like a good thing to say about one's skills, after all.]

"I can do what I can?"

[She can offer that, at least.]

[video]

[severaty]

Sure- I'll be scouting around with someone on foot, so some air support would be appreciated.

[Severa nods, apparently satisfied with this course of action.]

Well... thanks. The help's appreciated.