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So... I guess this is a thing we're doin' now. Introductions or somethin'.

[Wow Ironhide you sure sound smooth. A+ first impressions.]

I think I ran into a couple bots here, but not everyone. Who's all here, anyways? Autobot-wise? I know there's a whole bunch of organics here though...

What do I call you guys again? Can't just keep sayin' "organics" all the time. Too many syllables.

[There's a pause, and then:]

Oh, right, this is Ironhide, just in case anybody else's got their heads scrambled up.

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Ironhide. Good to hear from you.

[Hope you can handle exuberant vans, Magnus.]

Hey! Ultra Magnus! Heard you were here somewhere!

Holdin' up all right?

Mm. Something like that.

You seem well. What was the last thing you experienced before you got here?

Guess that's better than not... somethin' like that.

[You tried, Ironhide.]

Eh. Bein' the only bot on his feet on Cybertron, after Trion ditched us and took off.

I see. That was almost two years ago for me.

Uh. Yeah. See...

There's uh. A catch. Kinda thing.

...Go on.

[DEEP BREATH...]

I'm... missin' about four million years outta my memories.

Oh. That.

I know. You just kind of end up adapting to it.

...

Wait, what? You know?

I'm a little further ahead in your future, Ironhide. I'm well aware.

Well, yeah, I got that much but...

... that means y'found us?

[MUFFLED SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE.]

Would you cut that out!

[muffled whimpering]

I wasn't even talkin' to you!

Stop yelling at me so much.

I wasn't yellin'!

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You're still doing it!

I'm doin' it now! I wasn't to start out with!

Quit doing it at all...!

I would if you'd quit screamin' every five seconds.

Maybe you shouldn't be so scary.

An' just how am I supposed to do that?

By not yelling. Or shaking me. Or picking me up. Those are good starting places.

I did that once! That was one time!

most organics here are human. that has fewer syllables

oh hey youre right i like that better thanks

[His suggestion was accepted. He is done here.]

"Human's" not too bad. Just for the record, though, it doesn't cover all the organics, and you might end up offending some of the ones who aren't.

What, y'mean there's like factions or something?

Well, species, really.

Different organic species?

Just... tryin' to make sure I'm gettin' this right.

Yeah. That's right.

I think most of the humans here are from Earth, but it's not like I took a poll or anything.

Earth.

That don't sound familiar.

Iiiit's where most of the people here are from.

Huh.

And I ain't even heard of it 'till now.

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