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[needlefingers]

You know.

It's hard to take any of this seriously.

Here we are on an alien world, brought here because someone wants us to get cozy with others. I wonder why you'd want to have Cybertronians here in the first place, we're not exactly the most cuddleable bunch. We're sort of made of metal and you organics... aren't.

Anyway, if there are other Autobots out there, that'd be great.

Decepticons need not answer.

[Rude.]

Comments

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[dadcepticon]

I do. I've been here a few months.

[text]

[needlefingers]

Autobot?

[text]

[dadcepticon]

No. I know you'd rather I didn't respond, but I thought it best to let you know the organics here don't seem to care so much as I'd have thought. Touch is touch, I suppose.

[text]

[needlefingers]

Oh good.

Nice to have a walking punching bag around. I could always use one of those.

[text]

[dadcepticon]

Don't you just make the DJD look pleasant.

[text]

[needlefingers]

Well the note DID say that any touch would do.

And I think I'd enjoy punching your face in.

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[dadcepticon]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind the next time you pass me on the way out.

[text]

[needlefingers]

Is that a challenge?

[text]

[dadcepticon]

Oh, no. Don't misunderstand. Just making sure if I should remember to duck.

[text]

[needlefingers]

Why couldn't you be the type of Decepticon that's always looking for a fight?

I mean, I'm going to try to kick your ass anyway, but it'd be nice if it were enthusiastic on both sides.

[text]

[dadcepticon]

I have my reasons.

[text]

[needlefingers]

Right.

So, anything else to say, or can I keep on threatening you?

[text]

[dadcepticon]

Threaten away if it really makes you feel better.

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[needlefingers]

Well aren't you considerate.

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[dadcepticon]

I try.