I tell him no but he keeps peckin' at me to try it out like I ain't still taller n' heavier! I'll crush him, man.

I mean, the kids that swing by and wanna ride love him, but he gets all riled up and I feel like he wants to take me somewhere. Couldn't say where; city's only so big.

[He ruffles his hair. What to do. Pushy bird.]