[...Well, that's not exactly how they met, but he doesn't want to say that they met because he stole a few important things, either...]

That was our first battle just for fun. We picked some fights before that. [There. That's truthful but not more informative than it needs to be.] Lugia's this huge legendary Pokémon. It looks kind of like some mix between a bird and a dragon. [Yes. Lugia. Talk about Lugia. It sounds a lot more cool and dangerous and a lot less illegal.]