second birdarang-- er, somersault

[staystraught]

[Dick's at an outdoor terminal, chin in hand.]

So we're stuck hugging people. Some of them total strangers, some of them total jerks, maybe, but there's not a lot of choice in the matter, right?

Well, because I'm both curious and in the mood to punish myself, in honor of the fast-approaching Singles Awareness Day...

Who would you rather be hugging instead of the idiots who were dumb enough to get stuck here?

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[hamburgerhero]

Ha HA! [America gave himself a mental pat on the back. He rarely was known for being clever or smart. For reasons.]

Hey you got some people spilling. I'm just a little hard to get to on stuff like this- secrets come with my job. I might not be legally allowed to say who I would want to hug. [He's half joking, half serious about that last thought.]

[video]

[staystraught]

Man, that's harsh. I bet your girlfriend really hates that. Not being able to really show how you feel...

[Gratuitous assumption made, in the hopes that it will be corrected. After all, no legal repercussions here!]