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second birdarang-- er, somersault
[Dick's at an outdoor terminal, chin in hand.]
So we're stuck hugging people. Some of them total strangers, some of them total jerks, maybe, but there's not a lot of choice in the matter, right?
Well, because I'm both curious and in the mood to punish myself, in honor of the fast-approaching Singles Awareness Day...
Who would you rather be hugging instead of the idiots who were dumb enough to get stuck here?
So we're stuck hugging people. Some of them total strangers, some of them total jerks, maybe, but there's not a lot of choice in the matter, right?
Well, because I'm both curious and in the mood to punish myself, in honor of the fast-approaching Singles Awareness Day...
Who would you rather be hugging instead of the idiots who were dumb enough to get stuck here?
private;;
Personally, I'd take the Fortress of Solitude. Reminds me of the Batcave.
But I've only been to, like, a virtual Smallville. Not the real thing.
[But he takes a slightly more serious tack about that other part.]
I don't know what's up with Clark and partners. I don't know why he'd stop you. The Clark I know is kind of obsessed with finding remnants of the Kryptonians. At one point, he had me pretty much convinced Captain Marvel was one.
private;;
[And then back to serious talks.] But that's kinda it. I'm one of the last links to Krypton left, and he doesn't want to see me get hurt. It's not like I don't get where he's coming from.
But. I'm pretty much as invulnerable as he is, so I dunno what he's worried about.
I survived getting hit by a meteor without so much as a broken bone. It's not like I'm made of glass.
private;;
[And darn that Martian, she's got him doing it.]
Virtual Smallville is a long [painful] story, but yeah, you... I don't know, he's weird.
And irrational. The good fight needs more, not less.
private;;
So, yeah. It's nice to get a chance to actually be helping.
private;;
I mean, it may be a job for Superman, but every job is a job for Superman. He can't do it all.
private;;
I totally took over his job for a little while when he was gone. And it went... well, it worked out!
private;;
I mean, I've been in the game for four years, and I still... well, I'm still not perfect.
Private;;
Re: Private;;
"Not perfect" here meaning "a lot of stuff gets blown up."
Ask Miss Martian.
Private;;
Private;;
Define "Batman's." I guess he deals with the Arkham denizens more than most, but blowing up tends to affect everyone.
Private;;
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And Luthor's pretty intense. I hope Green Arrow can handle him.
Whoever Green Arrow is. Is he like Green Lantern?
Re: Private;;
That are green.
[srsly Ollie you is the cheapest.]
And lesser detective skills.
And they'll come after anyone who can further their plans. I mean, they do a lot of planning. The bad guys have been starting these super coalitions lately, probably as a response to the Justice League's effectiveness, so they're also not too discriminatory about who they go after.
Private;; with the right Kara journal this time <,<
Justice League. Yeah. [She hasn't quite gotten to that point in her timeline, but she's already pretty sure what Kal's answer to her joining is going to be.] Shouldn't a coalition make 'em easier to arrest?
Private;;
You'd think, right? But the coalition is big enough that there's always someone, somewhere, to cover it up.
Private;;
Huh. Whatever. I bet it's always Luthor.
Re: Private;;