♡ Call 001 [video]

[reassigned]

Gooood morning, Saeng Song!

[Oh my god, who could be that perky this early in the morning?

Three guesses, and the first two don't count, as the winged, pink-haired girl on the screen waves cheerfully at the camera, apparently enjoying the fact that it's 8 am and she's awake. She's also already worked out, had breakfast and planned out the majority of her day- what a champ, amirite?]

I'm one of the most recent arrivals and let me tell you, someone definitely picked the right girl for the job!

[She clasps her hands together, and when she pulls them apart to gesture at herself, a small, glowing deluge of small hearts scatters from her hands and disappears.]

My name is Cupid, goddess of love- and I'm here to help in whatever way I can!

[Wow. Someone sure is... happy about this, isn't she?]

So! If you need advice on how to approach someone for contact, or even just a helping hug or two, I'm the gal to talk to! You can come find me in room 2-08 in building one, or- as soon as I get it working- hit up my inbox and leave me a message!

And of course, don't hesitate to come talk to me about any kind of romantic problems you might be having either- it's what I'm best at, after all!

Comments

[hamburgerhero]

Wait. You're Cupid. As in the Cupid?

[But isn't cupid a chubby little boy baby that shoots people to make them fall in love?]

[reassigned]

No, not the Cudpid- that's my dad!

[Said with entirely too much pep, tbh.]

But I'm still a Cupid, and I'm really good at what we do.

[hamburgerhero]

Daughter? Huh. I was under the impression he was a baby but I guess everyone grows up eventually. [Shame on you Alfred, Greece would be so disappointed.]

You're not going to go around making random people fall in love with each other by shooting them are you?

[spicyworkaholic]

[Pepper just shakes her head, smiling softly at the exuberance of this post.

It didn't take her long to find one of the stationary terminals about the city - she had been inexorably drawn to them due to her arrival here with nothing but the clothes on her back. Those had not been very extensive either.

Now, better clothed, with a night of restless sleep behind her, the former PA had begun exploring the city - and had found this message posted to the network. Someone certainly has a lot of energy.]

Can you tell me where you got the coffee you've been drinking? I could really use some.

[reassigned]

[Bad news, Pepper- this energy is actually just her natural state of being. Crazy Olympians man.]

Oh, I had tea actually!

[But she claps her hands together and beams before adding-]

Though I did see a really cute coffeehouse on my run this morning! I can show you where, if you want?

[spicyworkaholic]

[She smiles thoughtfully, then nods.]

Why not? It's not as if I have anything scheduled, here. I might as well take a look around if I'm going to be stuck here a while.

[Pepper sighs ruefully.]

/slams in here

[doc_holi]

Goddess? [Here?] Really?

\o/!

[reassigned]

Yep, really!

[She smiles, tilting her head slightly.]

Though I promise I'm not the wrathful vengeance sort.

[doc_holi]

... Thank you.

I, uh, suppose your stuck here like the rest of us, though, aren't you?

[stillshinigami]

Cupid? And now I've seen everything.

[reassigned]

That's me!

[She laughs.]

And really? Everything?

[feetarestrange]

You always this cheerful in the morning?

[reassigned]

Almost always. I tend to always wake up on the right side of the bed unless something super-serious is going on.

[feetarestrange]

Being stuck here isn't serious enough for you?

not here.

[loveswaffles]

[Good. now she knows which room to avoid.

Also, please stop.]

not here.

[reassigned]

[Awww, grumpy.

And can't stop won't stop.]

not here.

[loveswaffles]

[No go away.]

[lepuslupus]

[ At first, there's nothing more than a huge rabbit covering the entirety of the camera. Then, finally, it moves and a purple haired girl pokes her head up, eyes wide and cheeks burning red. ]

You - are you r-really the goddess of love...?

[ Already Rei is taking mental notes, leaning forward into the camera with wide, hopeful eyes, wondering and plotting and thinking. ]

[reassigned]

Well, one of them- and for the moment, it looks like the one assigned here, so!

[She clasps her hands and smiles gently, already prepared to help.]

What can I help you with?

[lepuslupus]

I - I, oh, no I don't... I don't need help...

[ Ducking her head, she looks visibly nervous. ]

I just wondered if you have powers? Isn't that what goddesses have?

[Video] Because if he's going to do the dual identity thing, he's gotta dig as deep a hole as he can

[wallcrawler]

Man. When you pick a role, you go all out.

[Does he have to respond to these messages upside down? No. No he does not. But is it more fun that way? Absolutely.]

[Video]

[reassigned]

It's not a role- I really am a goddess of love.

[She pauses here, and cocks her head.]

...huh. I didn't know Arachne had any sons though...

[Video]

[wallcrawler]

Wouldn't that make you Aphrodite, not Cupid? Besides, I may've taken my fair share of blows to the head, but there's no way even I'd confuse you for that guy.

[he is so sorry he has to do this, Cupid D:]

[Video] No regrets /o/

[tough_love]

...how can such a puny creature like you be the goddess of love?

[Cultural divide, go!]

[Video]

[reassigned]

[Cupid only blinks, looking very, very puzzled.]

...what does my size have to do with anything?