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[tercio]

[ The feed turns on and is faced on Spain sitting in the common room of his apartment building. He's looking rather official and important but it's all a facade so don't be fooled. Considering the short amount of time he's been here, he has already mourned being ripped from his home and come up with a buenísima idea for how to bide his time while he is here. ]

Good afternoon citizens of-- [ ...this place has a difficult name to remember... ] --Hugville! Are you tired of being tired because you didn't get a hug today? But you're also tired of seeking out a hug or befriending people enough to earn a hug? Well, I'm here to tell you not to be tired!

[ He holds up a sign that he painstakingly and lovingly made himself. ]



That's right, amigos! Isn't it cute? I will give FREE HUGS to anyone who needs one! They work every time!

[ He smiles at the camera, hoping that a couple of beautiful señoritas or cute little kids will jump into his arms! It'd be worth the free price if Spain could rescue them from low energy! After a second of seeing his stupid, smiling face, the camera turns off. ]

Comments

[vereinigt]

It became my problem when it began to effect the Eurozone as a whole. No nation is an island, except in the literal sense.

I am fine right now. [and he's sure that Italy would come over and hug him regularly, if it was actually necessary]

[tercio]

[ It isn't fair to have Italy give you all your hugs! Not fair to Italy and not fair to Spain, you selfish selfish German. ]

I don't think I'm doing anything negative. If anything, this should generate tourists and promote my economy!

[ There's nothing countryly to do here. ]

[vereinigt]

If this has any effect on things back home. [always such a Devil's advocate]

[tercio]

Are you being lazy?

[vereinigt]

Nein! I am being practical!

[tercio]

Why are you so angry all the time?

[vereinigt]

I am not angry. [there is that look] I am confused how ridiculous and unprofessional you can be.

[lies. He really is angry at Spain, but is trying to be polite, trying to show he doesn't have to be yelly]

[tercio]

So mean, Germany! I'm very professional, you're just crazy!

[ Well, now Spain's yelly. ]

[vereinigt]

I am not crazy. I do not understand how this business venture is professional.

[tercio]

Supply and demand! You should know about that with your good economy! People demand hugs, I can supply them.

And coffee.

[vereinigt]

I do not believe you understand what Supply and Demand is. If Supply is low, in this case people willing to hug, and Demand is high, in this case people that believe not hugging will cause illness, then you are supposed to raise the price of the supply you have.

[economics lecture]