1st Diagnosis [Video]

[tadashiishere]

[A strange, squishy-looking robot appears on everyone's screens. He gives a little wave to the camera.]

Hello, everyone. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

I am aware of the health problems caused by lack of physical contact in this city, and I would like to help. Thus, if anyone feels they are in danger of not getting their recommended amount of contact, they may feel free to contact me, and I will provide as much as is needed or desired. Those experiencing adverse physical symptoms due to lack of contact, or other non-emergency illness or injury may contact me as well, and I will provide treatment.

Also, in the absence of my friend Hiro, I will need to engage the services of someone with advanced technical knowledge of robotics to perform routine maintenance on my systems, as well as to provide repairs if needed. I am willing to compensate any interested parties for their efforts.

[Becuase it's not like he has a whole lot of other uses for money, really.]

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[triggerhappycopter]

[There is a teal colored helm that slowly rises from the bottom of the screen, optics squinted suspiciously.]

[tadashiishere]

[Baymax... blinks, for lack of any other facial expression options. It's one of those strange robots. Huh.]

Hello. Do you require assistance?

[triggerhappycopter]

... Not really.

[The optics squint harder for a moment- and then widen into an expression of curiosity.]

You're so squishy looking!

[tadashiishere]

Yes. Tadashi believed that a non-threatening, huggable design would make me a better healthcare companion.

[triggerhappycopter]

I guess it'd make it easier to survive being punched by a pissed unit mate. Or, well, a pissed anyone.

[This is probably not what Tadashi meant at all.]

[tadashiishere]

[Nope. To quote Honey Lemon, it's really not.]

I do not have any 'unit mates'. Hiro Hamada is my primary patient, and my friend. Before I was brought here, I lived with him and Aunt Cass. But neither they nor any of my other friends have expressed any desire to punch me. Though Hiro does enjoy doing 'fist bumps'.

[triggerhappycopter]

Well, if you're gonna be hugging some Decepticons, punching might just be a thing! It's an occupational hazard you ought to know about, is all.

[Decepticon socialization is weird.]

What's a 'fist bump'?

Linked because Baymax fist bump defies description. XD

[tadashiishere]

I will add that fact to my therapeutic database.

[And maybe also consider having a new set of armor constructed here, if he's going to be getting punched by other robots.]

I will demonstrate a fist bump.

[Baymax holds out one fist at about chest level for a moment. He then moves it forward slightly as if tapping it against another, invisible fist. Then...]

Bata-lata-la.

Hahahaaa!

[triggerhappycopter]

[Having witnessed something so incredibly amazing, Spinister's optics widen so much they almost get circular.]

Re: Hahahaaa!

[tadashiishere]

[Baymax really wasn't expecting that much of a reaction. After a long moment of stunned silence from Spinister's end...]

Did you enjoy the fist bump?

[triggerhappycopter]

That is amazing.

[tadashiishere]

[Baymax blinks at that. You have pretty low standards for amazement, Spinister, you know that?]

Hiro taught me how to do it. According to him, it is something people do when they are 'excited' or 'pumped-up'.

[triggerhappycopter]

[Spinister is easily entertained!]

I'd totally do that if I were excited or pumped up! Or- well. Since I can't really shoot at things anymore, I'd totally do that.

[tadashiishere]

Yes. Shooting at things can cause serious injury to those around you. Especially if proper safety procedures are not followed.

[Which is bad, because, ya know, medical robot.]

[triggerhappycopter]

Well, it was a good stress reliever as long as no one walked in front of the shooting.

[tadashiishere]

Was the shooting area clearly marked and precautions taken to prevent people from wandering into it by accident?

[triggerhappycopter]

... Uh. Well.

[tadashiishere]

[He'll take that as a 'no'.]

That is what I meant by proper safety procedures. If they are not followed, shooting things is dangerous for everyone and should indeed be avoided.

[triggerhappycopter]

... Okay.

[This was kind of the same lecture Krok had given him and this is awkward.]

[tadashiishere]

[Krok is a smart mech then.]

Are there other activities you enjoy that do not involve shooting?