Be a hell of a lot nicer if I was. I'd be hot as a chick, you know? Curvy and smokin'. Everyone'd want my number. And you wouldn't say I was heavy like you're readin' off the weather.

[His mom's a looker, after all, and he ain't shabby himself. So he figures he'd be a pretty damn good looking girl. Silver, on the other hand...]

You'd be cute too, probably. Except you wouldn't have any tit to speak about. You're flat assed, so you'd be flat chested.