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01: December 16th, Still Photo (Anonymous Entry)

[Maybe you've seen them around town: Posters made of construction paper in varied colors, each with small drawings of cats, dogs, rabbits and reindeer all over the sides. But now whoever had been putting them up all over Saeng Seong had placed one against one of the video terminals and used a screencap function, effectively advertising in every medium this oh so mysterious person can think of. With the drawings and color reads the following:]

Need a special gift for Christmas, New Years, Birthdays or Just Because?
It's all good. The Black Condor Crafter is now taking commissions for:

-Clothing (Hats, scarves, gloves, oven mitts, aprons, etc)
-Dolls (Any person or animal from your world or theirs, any size)
-Accessories and Odds & Ends (Cozies, brooches, charms, necklaces, bracelets)

Cost? Price of materials only. Not here to make money off this.

Sound good? Leave a message on this channel, make it private. We can deliver to you or whoever it's made for.

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Drawings are good. I'm not taking your sword!

[It's cuter when it's not shooting fire at your furniture.]

Great, thank you. I've always got my phone on me, so I should be able to get back to you quickly. Do you want me to pay you when we meet, then?

The idea's that payment's made before delivery or during, if it's the guy who ordered.

Alright. Just let me know how much and I'll get it to you.

Yay! You're really kind, Sir! How should I send you the drawing? Can I slip it under your door?

[Huh... Again. Gold had seen the posters around and had been pretty thoughtful about them, and seeing it here pretty much cinched what he'd been thinking of doing.]

you aint gonna tell the receiver who gifted them if you deliver straight to them, right?

We can trade them when whatever it is you want is ready.

Not if you don't want me to.

okay cool. then i have two friends i want to gift! mittens for one and a doll and hat for the other.

do you know what a teddiursa looks like? its like a teddy bear but it has a crescent moon on its forehead.

Okay. What do you want me to draw, then?

[Seeing this message, she gets an idea. Maybe she can get something to repay Junpei for his gift of the phonecarm.]

Hello! :-) This is a very kind thing to do, I'm sure a lot of people will be very happy. I'm going to ask for something, if you aren't too overrun with requests.

I would like a Jack Frost doll. If you need a reference, I can give you one. :-) It will be for a friend of mine.

If you're too busy, don't worry, this was a spur of the moment decision. Thank you again!

-Fuuka Yamagishi-

Edited 2013-12-17 06:29 (UTC)

Do you have penguins in your world?

This thing has a private function? Awesome.

[this is followed by an incomprehensible series of symbols and inputs, including a brief close up of a red-blue eye before it goes private and back to text]

Kesesese~ This is awesome! Okay! So you see this guy?

[a picture of England comes up on the screen]

I need an apron made for him!

[ignoring the fact that anything England made in cooking was considered a form of chemical warfare]

I got specifics for the design, too!

...What are penguins?

[ There's only one thing on her mind when she sees the message initially, so maybe it wouldn't hurt to bring it up? ]

The Black Condor Crafter sounds so ominous.

*Might as well continue on video because she is a terrible typist and she doesn't want to be misunderstood. This is really important!*

I'd really like a doll of my girlfriend. Can you do that? Your price is mine.

[...Shit.]

Nevermind. What about rabbits?

I can do that. Just need a picture for reference.

What colors for the mittens and hat? Never seen a teddiursa. Got a pic? If not I can run with that description.

Don't worry about it. I can do a Jack Frost, sure. Do you want it or am I delivering it to your friend with your name on it?

[Knowing what Jack Frost is totally isn't tipping his hand a little. Sshh. She'll never know who it is though.]

Go for it. What's the design?

[ISN'T IT MANLY AS HELL THO]

Keeps the bad guys at bay. I craft but I can also kick about twelve kinds of ass!

Oh, yes, I know rabbits! I've seen a lot of rabbits before! They're brown and have big ears!

[He holds his fingers up at the side of his head to demonstrate.]

Then I'll take a drawing fitting as many rabbits as you can. A bunny pile! Maybe they got hats on too, I dunno.

I'll draw as many as I can! I'll fill up the page and all of them can wear hats!

Where do I put the drawing when I'm done?

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