Hey, I didn't say it was a bad rock. I'm sure it was a great rock. Best damn rock mommy and daddy could buy. But a rock, my friend, is still a rock.
Look, and this is crazy generous of me and due in no small part to the fact that you're kind of a mini-me only... not cool--and also you're a little pitiful so. Pathos there--but I'm going to assume you're ignorant and not just stupid. And that means a lot coming from me. If you acknowledge that you're shit at basic technology, I'd be willing to show you the ropes, introduce you to the wide shiny world of tech nobody else understands. Then you can gloat. And gloating always makes me feel better. So how about it?
[Sneering at muggle trash, or having something to be a pretentious dick about: WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE, DRACO??]
[video] omg this is so late i am sorry
Look, and this is crazy generous of me and due in no small part to the fact that you're kind of a mini-me only... not cool--and also you're a little pitiful so. Pathos there--but I'm going to assume you're ignorant and not just stupid. And that means a lot coming from me. If you acknowledge that you're shit at basic technology, I'd be willing to show you the ropes, introduce you to the wide shiny world of tech nobody else understands. Then you can gloat. And gloating always makes me feel better. So how about it?
[Sneering at muggle trash, or having something to be a pretentious dick about: WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE, DRACO??]