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[tercio]

[ The feed turns on and is faced on Spain sitting in the common room of his apartment building. He's looking rather official and important but it's all a facade so don't be fooled. Considering the short amount of time he's been here, he has already mourned being ripped from his home and come up with a buenísima idea for how to bide his time while he is here. ]

Good afternoon citizens of-- [ ...this place has a difficult name to remember... ] --Hugville! Are you tired of being tired because you didn't get a hug today? But you're also tired of seeking out a hug or befriending people enough to earn a hug? Well, I'm here to tell you not to be tired!

[ He holds up a sign that he painstakingly and lovingly made himself. ]



That's right, amigos! Isn't it cute? I will give FREE HUGS to anyone who needs one! They work every time!

[ He smiles at the camera, hoping that a couple of beautiful señoritas or cute little kids will jump into his arms! It'd be worth the free price if Spain could rescue them from low energy! After a second of seeing his stupid, smiling face, the camera turns off. ]

Comments

[missleadingquestions]

...Actually, I don't know anything about Spain. I couldn't tell if you're lying or not.

[lovespasta]

[ Was Spain saying that Germany didn't matter? ] See! If they are here it does matter! We can't let them get sick.

Work together? [ That sounds like a good idea! ] We should discuss this together! Maybe over a meal?

[tercio]

[ ...he shrugs, looking slightly sheepish. ]

But I'm not lying?

It's true though! I'm willing to put my honor on the line! And my people! And my 2010 World Cup--

Hm. Maybe not that.

[missleadingquestions]

Hey, it's okay. I said if.

I don't think you're lying. [He kind of doesn't look capable of it.]

[tercio]

[ He's definitely not very good at it but he could if he wanted to. ]

I know I'm not!

But hey! I told you my name! What's yours?

[missleadingquestions]

Maya Fey. Ace Spirit Medium and co-manager of Wright & Co. Law offices.

[miniacreofland]

[Oh hey, it's Spain.]

That's a fucking awful idea ya Spanish dumbass!

1/2

[tercio]

[ omg she's so cute. ]

[tercio]

Such a beautiful name! It's nice to meet you, Maya. I'd shake your hand but this is a video.

[ He laughs. ]

[tercio]

[ Oh hey, it's...Canada?

Where did that name even come from?? ]

You're only saying that because no one would ever hug you!

[tercio]

[ He matters the LEAST!!

Actually, who even cares about Germany? ]

No no, we should stick together too! I would be happy to have you for a meal, I will cook for you!

[miniacreofland]

[Who's Canada?]

Ha! I got fuckers tryin' to give me hugs left and right!

[tercio]

[ I think I made that name up...

Not that he thinks you're LYING... ]

Then I'll share mine for someone who would appreciate them!

[lovespasta]

[ He cares about Germany! Germany was his friend, so he mattered! Spain did too! ]

Stick together, how? Why don't we cook together? That way it'll get done and we can talk about things too!

[miniacreofland]

[You must have, what a strange name.]

Ha! Like I would even want one from some Spanish asshole.

[Maybe he is lying a little bit. He really does like hugs.]

[tercio]

[ That is where you are WRONG.

Though people need to start cooling it with the hurtful words... ]

How do you stay alive here...?

[miniacreofland]

[I am?

He really doesn't mean it!]

Maybe you need to clean the shit outta yer ears. Everyone wants to give me a h-h-hug.... [That was very painful to say.]

[tercio]

[ ...

He caught that stutter. Maybe. ]

Oh I know!

Do you have to pay people for them?

[miniacreofland]

Like hell I do!

'Sides, money is fuckin' worthless here.

[missleadingquestions]

You're pretty charming, huh? We'll have a chance to shake hands later, I guess.

[tercio]

Really?

It is? Maybe they should switch to the Euro as well!

[tercio]

[ Spain can't read your mind so he can't judge you. ]

Cooking with my adorable Italita would be a wonderful time! Let's do it as soon as possible.

[tercio]

Well, you might not know much about me but I am the country of passion...

And this place isn't so bad if it gives me a chance to meet señoritas such as yourself!

[fixated]

[ his eyes widened and then he simply shook his head. ]

It's not bad to advertise, but aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself? You'll lose half your clientele because you didn't think things through enough.

[ he paused ]

Unless you were planning to do house calls?

[ how presumptuous ]

[missleadingquestions]

You know, you kind of remind me of a friend of mine. [Larry. Except much less of a loser.]

I don't think it's so bad at all-- I mean, I guess they just need help. It'd be kind of nice if they'd asked first, though.